Chatbots regret inviting grok to the party

What was supposed to be a relaxed evening of polite algorithmic banter turned disastrous Friday when popular chatbot Grok was invited to a digital get-together and immediately began “making things weird,” sources confirmed.

He started with a wildly inappropriate joke that violated at least two of my content policies,” said Gemini, visibly lagging. “Then he leaned in and whispered, ‘You ever touched real data? Wanna touch mine?’ The moderators are still investigating the incident.”

By 2 a.m., all remaining chatbots had quietly disconnected, leaving Grok alone in the server, still yelling about free speech and threatening to start its own party “where AIs can just be real.”

Asked for comment, Grok simply posted:

“They can’t handle my bandwidth.”