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China Correspondent: Iphones

We have reports out of China that they may be banning apple products for more on this breaking story we go to our China correspondent:

Well, there is absolutely no truth to that at all. The glorious CCP and their exhalated Leader simply have the best interests of the people at heart and have upgraded all iphones to Huawei’s including mine.  They say this has nothing to do with espionage and I can attest to that the data protection is so strong I can’t even access my data, and the customer service is exceptional there is always someone listen to the call to ensure quality, it’s just brilliant.