€5Billion for a joint?! Macron’s real plan for the olympics revealed!

After much analysis, we’ve concluded that the only logical conclusion for why French President Emmanuel Macron was so keen on hosting the Olympics has to be to share a joint with Snoop Dogg. Let’s be honest, no one else in France seemed hyped about having Paris turned into a global sports arena. The traffic? A nightmare. The costs? Astronomical. The vibe? Definitely not la joie de vivre.

But Macron? Oh, he was grinning from ear to ear as he was about to fulfil his lifelong dream of getting lit with the Doggfather himself. The real Olympic torch handoff? That’s probably happening behind the scenes, with Snoop passing Macron something a little more herbal.

Now, the big questions remain: How much would you pay to light up with Snoop? Is this something you could even put a price on? For Macron, apparently, it was worth the billions France is forking out for the Olympics.

We may never know the details, but one thing’s for sure: the Olympics might just be the most expensive smoke sesh in history. All this spectacle just to vibe with Snoop? A French tragedy—or maybe just the punchline we didn’t see coming.