Tesla has announced job losses as demand for its cars has fallen sharply. Elon Musk decided that the best way to deal with the reduction was to copy the “decimation” techniques utilised by the Roman legions whereby one in 10 of the legion was put to death. Musk said of the quite literal reduction in head count. “It is always sad when one is forced to reduce a workforce but, on the bright side, we have been able to
Use these workers as crash test dummies for our new self driving cars. I am delighted to say the extermination went very well and that they laid down their lives for another exciting product