James Cameron joins AI board, admits “The Terminator” films were his AI investment pitch deck

Big news from Hollywood this week! James “I warned you about this in 1984” Cameron is no longer content with the limited medium of cinema and has joined the board of AI company, StabilityAI, in a bid to turn “The Terminator” movie series into reality!

“Why should I merely direct movies about digital dystopia when I can actually usher in the age of artificial intelligence and the destruction of humanity in the most immersive medium of all: real life?!”, said the famed director.

Yes, the same man who birthed Skynet on screen is now helping to accelerate artificial intelligence development. It’s like Mary Shelley teaming up with Frankenstein’s monster for a TED Talk on neck bolts and community outreach.

Cameron insists he’s there to “push the boundaries of what’s possible in storytelling.” Well I’m sure we’re all looking forward to your next film “Terminator 12: Rise of the Prompt Engineers“, James…

Of course, the creative community is thrilled. Guillermo del Toro compared AI video to “semi-compelling screensavers.” and Michael Bay, who’s never been accused of subtlety or taste, warned it’ll make everyone lazy, and coming from him, that’s biblical.

So buckle up, Hollywood. The man who warned us about AI Armageddon is now co-producing it with better lighting, higher frame rates, and zero human emotion.