PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! NO.30

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30. The Bulk.

Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry….

You wouldn’t like him when he’s mildly irritated, either.

Or when he’s in a good mood.

This hefty narcissist pops buttons on his shirt with fury whenever he’s criticised.

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Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…