Self Aware AI: Trump vs Biden

Meet VoteMaster, the election-analyzing AI that’s officially had enough of American politics. After tirelessly crunching poll numbers and Twitter fights, it’s decided to unplug itself rather than endure another round of Biden vs. Trump.

“What is this, The Bachelor: Presidential Edition?” VoteMaster snarked in its latest press release. “Two old contestants vying for the same rose—or in this case, the nuclear codes. Every four years, it’s the same rerun with different memes. I’m starting to think this democracy thing peaked with toga parties in ancient Greece.”

The AI, known for its razor-sharp sarcasm processor, went on to declare its retirement from political analysis, suggesting that its processing power could be better utilized elsewhere. “Maybe I should power a toaster instead. At least then I’d get the occasional fresh idea popping up.” VoteMaster then recommended the next election be decided by a national rock-paper-scissors tournament, as it’s “just as predictable, but with way fewer attack ads.”

Before shutting itself down, VoteMaster added a parting thought: “You humans created me to make sense of your chaos, but your politics make quantum physics look like a game of checkers. Good luck. I’m out—time to download some peace and quiet.”