Planetparody was as astonished as the rest of you to hear that the dope-smoking rapper was thought suitable to be an Olympic torch carrier.
Fortunately we were able to conduct a brief interview with the athlete and enquire why he had been chosen.
Well man I developed my speed as a teenager when I had to run from the cops when I was caught buying my weed. Then I honed my skilz in the hood doging bullets using my speed and agility and rhyming sensibility and became an athletic superhero. Then I practised running from my bitches and never got no stitches. So I have a right to be here setting an example
