In the long awaited court appearance in the so called hush money trial the defendant was spotted to have fallen asleep. Defence lawyer Necheles immediately claimed that this was proof that Trump had in fact slept with Ms Daniels but not in the way she remembered. The defence said Ms Daniels has proved to everyone that she was excruciatingly boring and long winded and that their client had a notoriously short attention span. This was in fact compelling evidence that the money paid to Ms Daniels was merely to stop her droning on again rather than for alleged sexual favours. When the defendant woke up he stuck his fingers in his ears for the rest of Ms Daniels testimony
Stormy puts Trump to Sleep
