Tag: metaverse
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WAS THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT IN THE META-V ANY GOOD?
Colombia became one of the first countries to hold a court hearing in the metaverse. So was it any good? Planet Crypto’s metaverse correspondent, Tex Upport, watched on...
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"THE METAVERSE IS GREAT!!!" SAY GRATEFUL PARENTS
One mother, Janice Relieved, said: ‘I just love the Metaverse! It’s such a ridiculously bad experience that my children are actually asking not to go on their screens for once.’
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MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE
A disgruntled man from Oregon, was left visibly shaking, after ordering a giant turkey for Thanksgiving… and receiving Meta’s Metaverse.
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WHY ARE METAVERSE GRAPHICS GARBAGE?
The metaverse seems like a black hole for money… Meta alone has somehow spent $36 billion so far producing something with all the technological sophistication of a Tamagotchi.
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Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!!
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As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’
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