Par for the Course: Trump Carries His Ego,Biden Tries to Carry Himself

In the latest episode of “2024’s Most Unlikely Golf Buddies,” Donald Trump and Joe Biden hit the green for what could only be described as a bizarre, political showdown on the fairway. Of course, Trump isn’t carrying his own golf bag—because why would he? If there’s one thing the man knows, it’s delegation.

Biden, on the other hand, is still figuring out how to handle his own feet. Watching him shuffle toward the first tee is like watching someone try to program a VCR in 2024. Sure, the intent is there, but things just aren’t going smoothly. The man’s got stamina though—if you ignore the part where he takes a breather every few steps and occasionally wanders off in the wrong direction.

Trump’s swinging like he’s got something to prove—whether it’s on the golf course or in the courtroom—while Biden is giving it his best shot, squinting down the fairway like he’s trying to remember what a birdie is. Forget scorekeeping; this game’s more about who can make it through 18 holes without a nap or a subpoena.

Sure, Trump may not carry his own bag, but some argue that’s still better than Biden not being able to carry himself. At least one of them knows how to get to the clubhouse unassisted.

In the end, it doesn’t matter who wins. They both think they did, and in the world of politics, that’s all that counts.