Article Type: Planet Crypto

Trump Trading Cards No.37 Storm

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 37. Storm

Trump Trading Cards No.36 Superdon - Satsuma-man

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 36. Superdon - Satsuma-man

Trump Trading Cards No.35 Robbin'

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 35. Robbin'

RICH DAD, POOR DAD, PARANOID PREPPER DAD!

For over a year, writer and entrepreneur Robert Kiyosaki has warned followers to prepare for global financial meltdown and an end to the dollar.

ROBINHOOD FRUSTRATED BY RED TAPE

Legendary outlaw, Robin Hood, has criticised the amount of regulation imposed on his band of merry men.

‘ORDINALS ARE ORDURE,’ FUME BITCOIN MAXIMALISTS

Bitcoin maximalists have hit out at the growing ‘Ordinals’ craze that has seen artists embed their work as NFTs within transactions on the blockchain.

THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾

Day 73 under house arrest.

Titanic NFT’s aren’t real artifacts

Small boy points out that NFTs of objects recovered from the titanic aren’t the actual objects recovered from the Titanic.

GENSLER’S RULES "SO SIMPLE A child can understand them"

(BUT THE CHILD HAS AN IQ OF 192)

NEW CRAMER ETFS PUT THE ‘FUN’ IN ‘FUNDS’

Two exchange-traded funds (ETFs) have been launched that trade for and against the advice of stockpicker and host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer.

Silvergate, Crypto’s Favorite banker, is bust.

So where store your money? Under the mattress at Mattress Bank!!

SPOTIFY TO GIVE NFT CREATORS EXCLUSIVE PLAYLISTS!

Spotify have announced a partnership with NFT creators that will allow holders of certain NFTs to access exclusive playlists. What customised songs NFT owners can expect to match their artwork?

AVA LABS’ CEO SAYS SBF HAS DONE ‘IMMEASURABLE DAMAGE’!

Planet Crypto launches a ‘NO SHIT SHERLOCK’-alert, after AVA Labs’ CEO says SBF has done ‘immeasurable damage’!

WAS THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT IN THE META-V ANY GOOD?

Colombia became one of the first countries to hold a court hearing in the metaverse. So was it any good? Planet Crypto’s metaverse correspondent, Tex Upport, watched on...

UG! CAVEMEN AT IMF DECLARE CRYPTO IS ‘HEAP BAD’

The cavemen at the International Monetary Fund have declared that ‘all progress is bad’ and that crypto risks angering the Gods.

Shock As Solana Blockchain Works Perfectly for 24 Hours

Crypto fans were stunned as Solana worked perfectly for 24 hours this weekend. The Solana CEO apologised and said normal service would be resumed ‘as soon as outages could be rebuilt...

CRAIG WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT Lionel Messi

Australian Craig Wright wants to take the credit for Bitcoin’s invention… But spookily, when asked to provide evidence …he can’t provide any… So: Can we believe him… or not?

Save our scammers!!!

Save Our Scammers! Spare a thought for Scammers, who are demanding Welfare, now their revenue has fallen 46%

The Secret Diary Of Sam Bankman-Fried Day 59: Banned From Devices?! No Way!!

Exclusive Extracts From The Diary of Sam Bankman-Fried, Aged 30 and ¾! On Day 59 – SBF laments at being banned from devices!!!

DATE THE PARIS HILTON WAY!!* IN HER NEW METAVERSE GAME

Paris Hilton’s New Metaverse Game promises to help people find love… But what does Paris Hilton know about dating…??

Trump Trading Cards No.30 The Bulk

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 30. The Bulk.!!‘

Trump Trading Cards No.31 The Riddler

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 31. The Riddler!!‘

Trump Trading Cards No.32 Night Scrawler

They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 32. The Night Scrawler!!‘

MAKERS OF CANNALAND ANNOUNCE LATEST VENTURE: ‘CRACKLAND

Buoyed by the success of Cannaland - the cannabis-themed metaverse - Cannaverse Technologies are to launch a new venture - Crackland.. It’s smoking.

DON’T CALL HIM ‘GARY’… CALL HIM ‘THE ENFORCER'

After hunting down Paxos and Kraken this last week, Gary Gensler has suddenly started playing tough… in fact so tough – he will only answer to the name ‘The Enforcer’

GENSLER RETORT TO CRYPTO CRITICS: ‘MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN’

Gary Gensler says his door is always open to Crypto service providers… Unfortunately it’s surrounded by a minefield and a moat full of bullsharks.

The Bitcoin chart was greeted with frenzied excitement this week when a rare cross shape appeared in the charts… and Planet Crypto’s market analyst, Andy Graf, attempts to explain all...

She has ambitions to become the Queen of the metaverse. And now Paris Hilton has added ‘Parisland’, an imaginary reality show to her roster...

The SEC’s Gary Gensler and Hester Pierce are to pursue couples therapy following a bitter argument over how to bring up their adopted child, Crypto...

The Big Interview Yuga Labs

Last week, Wylie Aronow, one of the co-founders of Yuga Labs and co-creators of the Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs, refuted long-standing accusations that the artwork contains Nazi imagery...