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Too Few Drugs caused FTX collapse?!

Our Planet Crypto correspondent reports sensational news on the 9th day of the Bankman-Fried trial. The court was shocked to see the defendant looking pale and haggard, barely able to keep his eyes open. Onlookers feared the worst as he struggled to focus on his video game in the dock. Defence counsel was called to the bar by the judge and it became clear that SBF was suffering from a massive drug under-dose. It transpired that he had been up all night challenging fellow inmates to video game contests and had shared out his ADHD medication. Counsel explained that while the defendant was completely confident that he would be found innocent on his current charges, he deemed it wise to hedge this bet by learning prison survival techniques.