Do the DOKWON

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]If you’re Head of Terra, you’ve been having to make some pretty bold steps and moves to avoid the torrent of abuse that’s been hurled at you this week.

In fact, the last time we’ve seen such outrageous swerves from a South Korean, it was at the height of the Gangnam-craze.

So we at Planet Crypto have decided to put together our own dance routine…
Follow the steps below to teach yourself how to “Do the Do Kwon” and be like everyone’s favourite twister![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][cp_instructions_row_container][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”177″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”1″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”At the start, thrust your crotch at anyone nearby. Let them know that you’re top dog round here!”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”300″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”2″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”And as soon as you’ve got everybody’s attention, start twisting… like the big twister you are.”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”299″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”3″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”Next: Shake your moneymakers… REALLY shake your moneymakers… Indeed, shake the entire financial system.”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”294″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”4″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”Then when everybody’s gobsmacked by your moves, put your hands in the air like you don’t care…”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”295″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”5″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”And then try and wriggle, wriggle, wriggle out of it.”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”296″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”6″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”And before people come to shake shake shake you… Collapse in a heap! Gain extra style credit for a total faceplant.”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”297″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”7″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”Now lie on the floor, keep lying, and bleat without a leg to stand on.”][cp_instructions_row_item cp_instructions_row_item_image=”298″ cp_instructions_row_item_number=”8″ cp_instructions_row_item_text=”Finally, pick yourself, perform a nifty sidestep, move your booty (out of LUNA) ..and repeat from the beginning.”][/cp_instructions_row_container][/vc_column][/vc_row]