In one of his trademark changes of heart, Elon Musk has decided to go through with his purchase of Twitter after all. How did he come to that conclusion?
Planet Crypto checked his Tweets to find out…
Good Elon Musk
@GoodElon
Good/bad entrepreneur who's flip-flopping over Twitter purchase
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GoodElon @GoodElon
It’s taken me months, but I’ve finally got everything ready for our court case against Twitter – the facts, the figures, the expert witnesses
EvilElon @EvilElon
Maybe we should just buy it.
GoodElon @GoodElon
What? But you were the one who wanted to pull out! You spent months telling me that nice man Parag Agrawal is a lying sack of sh*t!
EvilElon @EvilElon
No I didn’t.
GoodElon @GoodElon
Yes you did.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Oh no I didn’t.
GoodElon @GoodElon
Oh yes you did. You made me Tweet him a picture of a turd!
EvilElon @EvilElon
Oh yeah, now I remember.
GoodElon @GoodElon
EvilElon @EvilElon
– But I’ve realised if we own Twitter, it’ll give us a head start on my grand vision… X.com.
GoodElon @GoodElon
What’s that?
EvilElon @EvilElon
The ‘everything app’ – a single application where you can shop, bank, post videos, chat, control appliances, book a taxi… it’s high street, home and town square in one virtual utopia.
GoodElon @GoodElon
A wonderful idea! A way to put simplicity and community at the very heart of the web!
EvilElon @EvilElon
Imagine the convenience – with one touch of my phone, I can block Parag Agrawal from being able to shop, eat, travel or even switch on his lights. That’ll teach the lying sack of sh*t.
GoodElon @GoodElon
I knew you’d have bad intentions!
EvilElon @EvilElon
Just think how much time it’ll save if I can call everyone on the planet a ‘paedo’ in a single message. It’s taking me ages to do it one at a time…
GoodElon @GoodElon
NOOOO!!
