This week, Twitter shareholders have accused Elon of being a Rat. A Musk Rat. They filed a class action lawsuit against him – accusing him of driving down the platform’s share price, because he wants to buy it at a lower price…
It’s almost as if there’s two Elon Musk. One is noble – trying to protect the World’s free speech through Twitter. The other is more slippery….
Good Elon Musk
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GoodElon @GoodElon
Oh, look. Parag Agrawal has tweeted an explanation of how Twitter calculates its spam quotient. That’s so helpful.
EvilElon @EvilElon
@GoodElon Send him a turd.
GoodElon @GoodElon
I can’t do that @evilelon! He’s the CEO. We’re trying to forge a relationship with him?
EvilElon @EvilElon
So? I’m trying to wave my dick at a flight attendant. What’s your point?
GoodElon @GoodElon
He put a lot of effort in and it’s actually very reasonable. I think we should thank him.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Sending a turd’s reasonable. We could have run him over.
GoodElon @GoodElon
This isn’t the way, Elon. You made me call an innocent cave diver a ‘Pedo’, and look where that got us.
EvilElon @EvilElon
We won the court case. Turd! Turd! Turd! Turd!
GoodElon @GoodElon
No, Elon. It’s childish, it’s rude. We’re better than this.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Turd! Turd! Turd!
GoodElon @GoodElon
Stop it! I’m a good, ethical leader and I won’t do it!
Parag Agrawal
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CEO @twitter | device following @vintweeta
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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6:03 PM - May 16, 2022
