Across Europe and the U.S., central bankers are being left dizzy and bewildered as commercial banks dance a merry jig around them.
The commercial banks’ moves are wild and unpredictable… and can seem confusing – nay troubling.
A government can be left clueless when dancing with commercial banks – but if you are one, don’t worry!
You can learn the correct steps with our handy guide – Learn How to Dance to Banking’s Tune.
Remember, in this dance, banking always leads.
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First, turn your back. Play coy. You want banking to think you have no interest in what it’s up to.
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Resist paying attention as it makes some pretty outrageous moves. It won’t leave anything in reserve! ..When your bank comes close to collapse…
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… pivot! Do a complete 180! Show it love for the first time.
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Now prop it up at all costs!…
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…until you can pass it to another partner, whether they want it or not. This move is sometimes called an ‘overreach’.
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Then turn your back again, wait for the next partner to collapse, and repeat!