Just a week after Elon Musk took over at Twitter, and massive changes are afoot… But which Elon is going to shape the company: the Good Elon, or the Bad Elon..? Planet Crypto checked his private tweets…
Good Elon Musk
@GoodElon
Good/bad entrepreneur who's cutting back on Twitter's costs
Joined June 2009
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95M Followers
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GoodElon @GoodElon
How exciting! We can change so much for the better now we’re in charge. Where shall we start? Wiping out spam? Promoting tolerance and respect?
EvilElon @EvilElon
We need to make savings, Elon. Massive savings. The company’s losing $4m a day. The first thing we do is cut staff by 50%.
GoodElon @GoodElon
Shall I look at the balance sheet?
EvilElon @EvilElon
Too late, Elon: you’re fired. I am letting you go. I think you are better off working for another company. Your services are no longer needed here. I am terminating you. Bye bye, I wish you luck in your future endeavours.
GoodElon @GoodElon
What!? What?? Why ME, why not you?
EvilElon @EvilElon
You snooze, you lose. Besides the company only needs one Elon to carry sinks and fire everybody.
GoodElon @GoodElon
But I can be so good for this company…
EvilElon @EvilElon
I reviewed your performance yesterday and all you did was be positive and nice. That’s not a good fit for Twitter.
GoodElon @GoodElon
And what did YOU do that was so appropriate?
EvilElon @EvilElon
I cancelled 3,700 employees in a day.
GoodElon @GoodElon
Hm. I can see you’re the right man for Twitter.
EvilElon @EvilElon
And now 3,701: You’ve got 60 seconds to clear your desk and get out.
GoodElon @GoodElon
But Elon…
EvilElon @EvilElon
I’ve already called security. Throwing you out is their last job before I fire them… Come on, hurry up. Kanye and Donald Trump are coming round and I can’t have someone nice in the office.
GoodElon @GoodElon
Oh. Okay. Well goodbye, then. Old friend.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Yeah, whatevs. Leave your security badge at the front desk.
