Panic Index: Cats

It’s time for another of Planet Crypto’s ongoing series of indices to show quite how panicky one is about the financial market madness we currently find ourselves in.

This time it’s… Cats. What level of panicking puss are you?

1. Asleep on the sofa, in the sun.
2. Just seen an imaginary moth.
3. Just seen a real moth.
4. A small dog has just entered the room.
5. Aargh, who put that cucumber behind me?
6. Oh no, someone’s doing the hoovering.
7. A big dog has just entered the room.
8. Bloody hell, how did that big dog learn to use a hoover?