It’s the latest in his series of Crypto poems – ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Legend that is… Murray Lachlan Young and ‘Slow and Deep – the Whale Speaks!!!’

Slow and deep – The whale speaks   

Slow and deep
Slow and deep
Feel me drifting slow and deep

Behemoth of the crypto seas

Gargantuan I move with ease

Consuming all for all is mine

And I’m having a whale of a time 

Spawning coin in small proportions
In my wake lie strange distortions?

Currents yielding spike and drop

What’s a pause and what’s a stop?

Where’s the bottom where’s the top?

Like a crypto Jürgen Klopp

Maybe more a Guardiola

Sucking quantitive payola

Maverick or syndicate

Alias or pension fund

Both the chicken and the rooster

Waiting on the next bull run

Colonising supersizing

Eating digits fast arising

Keep your eye on my addresses

Guess the means of my caresses

Riding in the looping system

Froth and hype the ceaseless piston

Through the cycle drift and gather

Passing husk and pale cadaver

Slow and deep
Slow and deep
Feel me drifting slow and deep

Consuming all for all is mine

Yes, I’m having a whale of a time