Sam Bankman-Fried made the world’s worst tweet this Sunday posting: “FTX is fine. Assets are fine.” Then had to delete it when clearly FTX wasn’t.

It was such a hastily-written and erroneous tweet, that even Donald Trump would have scoffed at it.

Planet Crypto wondered what other hurried tweets Sam Bankman-Fried may have deleted… and dived back into his archives…

Feb 22, 2022

Vladimir Putin is quiet these days.

Jan 21, 2019

Don’t worry folks, Covid only affects bats.

Apr 21, 2016

Just saw Prince picking up a prescription. Looked great.

Feb 11, 2012

Just saw Whitney Houston checking into a hotel. Looked great.

Jun 25, 2009

Just saw Michael Jackson with his doctor. Looked great.

Sept 14, 2008

Lehman Brothers is fine. Assets are fine.

Aug 23, 2005

Looking out of the window. Think Katrina will be a brief shower ending in a rainbow.

Nov 22, 1963

Lovely day in Dallas for a motorcade. Keep that roof down, Mr President.

Mar 4, 1918

Spanish Flu is fine. Only affects Spaniards.

66 billion years BC.

The dinosaurs are fine. There’s no asteroid coming.