Article Type: Planet Crypto

Publicity-seeker Gensler attempts to break the internet by exposing his ass

Kardashian to carry health warning

Kim Kardashian is to wear a disclaimer ‘For entertainment only’ to remind people that she should not be taken seriously.

Solana has become the most environmentally friendly blockchain...

On September 30th, Solana suffered its 8th outage in the past year when a misconfigured node stopped all transactions for 6 hours. But at Solana HQ, execs couldn’t be happier.

Planet Crypto announces The Crapties awards!!!

This week, a new awards ceremony was announced - The Crypties - which celebrate the best contributors to Web 3.0. But what about the worst contributors to Web 3.0? Are they going to be recognised???

British economy tanks!! King Charles to get cheapo coronation

Where’s Wal-do Kwon?

South Korean authorities have issued an arrest warrant against Do Kwon for his role in the Terra LUNA collapse. But Do Kwon has refused to disclose his whereabouts; is he on the run??

After three long months, diner at Cardano staff canteen finally receives a fork.

Matt Damon’s financial tips

MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS

‘On The Run’ Terra Founder Is Prepared to ‘Work With Authorities.’

According to Planet Crypto sources, Do Kwon, the fugitive co-founder of the failed Terra Ecosystem is attempting to negotiate a plea bargain.

‘Give pollution a chance’ say obstinate proof-of-work miners

Adrenaline-junkies’ fury as merge goes smoothly

Damp squibs and lead balloons celebrate the Ethereum merge as they’re no longer the dullest thing in the world.

Proof-of-Work is Dead, Long Live Proof-of-Stake

Polar Bear Numbers To Surge As Ethereum Saves The Planet

Butterin to merge with potted plant to reduce harmful emissions.

PAST-RADAMUS - Financial Experts Who Are Brilliant at Predicting Events Once They’ve Already Happened.

Relief as insanity returns to markets

The Big Interview: with Binance’s cz

Binance make a hash of Dutch operations

Former Trump spin doctor to spin failing fund

Disaster this week for Legion Strategies, a hedge fund affiliated to Anthony Scaramucci’s Skybridge Capital - as Bloomberg reported that it was in financial trouble and is halting investor redemptions.

Are you Do Kwon?

If you’re going to be involved in the financial world, you’re going to make mistakes. Some can cost you little. Some can cost you big. But the single most disastrous mistake you can make when investing is ‘being Do Kwon.’

NOAH RELIEVED HE DIDN’T USE CATHIE WOOD’S ARK

WHEN WILL ETHEREUM 2.0 EVER COME OUT?

Do Kwon promises to fork Do Kwon

After respect for the founder of the Terra ecosystem plunged to near zero this week, Do Kwon proposed to salvage his reputation, by hard forking himself.

BORAT NATION SAYS: ‘BINANCE IS NOT DODGY. IS VERY NICE.’

META-LOMANIAC ZUCKERBERG UNVEILS MOST COMPREHENSIVE METAVERSE YET

Which royal is your coin?

ELON MUSK’S DATING TIPS

Elon Musk has been pictured with his new girlfriend, 27-year-old Australian actress, Natasha Bassett. But what exactly attracts women to the 50-year-old billionaire?

PUTIN TO RELEASE CALENDAR-GIRL-STYLE TOPLESS NFTS TO FUND WAR

This week, Ukrainian band Kalush Orchestra sold their Eurovision-winners’ trophy and a NFT for $900,000, to raise funds for their country’s army. Coming soon after an NFT featuring the Ukranian flag raised $6.7million, Vladimir Putin resolved to make NFTs to raise money for HIS Russian troops.

THE BIG INTERVIEW – A BITCOIN MINER SPEAKS

NFT OR SCAM? A HANDY REFERENCE GUIDE.

Whether it’s scams, rug pulls, or just plain theft, the emerging world of NFTs can seem like a dangerous place to be. It’s become such a ripoff, even The Sex Pistols have brought out a set.

PAST-RADAMUS

DO KWON: ‘TERRA 2.0 IS SUCCESS ONLY LOSES 77% OF VALUE’

In May, Luna 1.0, the so-called ‘stablecoin’ whose value was supposed to be pegged to the US dollar, went into a death spiral, wiping out over $40 billion of holders’ funds and denting confidence in cryptocurrencies as a whole.