Crypto Chaos
Sam bankman fried’s cosy new cell
SBF has complained to the governor that his living conditions are too cramped. “ I can’t believe they allowed CZ…
CZ Plays Matchmaker
It s now been a few days since his sentence was passed , so planet crypto wanted to check in…
Big Bail, Small Sentence
Planet Crypto is as astonished as anyone else that money laundering superstarCZ “ Changpeng Zhao escaped with a four month…
Bored Apes to move back in with parents
The floor price of Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) NFTs has melted down to its lowest level since August 2021,…
SBF gets 25 years despite being a good boy…
SBF was sentenced to 25 years in prison this week, despite a last minute appeal from his parents. “ He…
1001 Masterpieces to Screenshot Before You Die
CryptoPunks are the trailblazing, pixel-pushing NFTs that dared to ask, “What if art, but fewer pixels?” These minimalist marvels emerged…
Relief as insanity returns to markets
Investors have breathed a sigh of relief that after a month of steady prices, extreme volatility has returned to crypto…
Day Four
Our Planet Crypto court correspondent was present while Caroline Ellison testified for the prosecution against Bankman-Fried, her one time lover.…
Day 3- Gary Wang Testifies
By Our Planet Crypto Corresopondent Today the court heard from FTX co-founder Gary Wang. “I have been a childhood friend…
The Trial Of SBF – Jury Selection
Jury selection in the SBF’s trial has gotten off to a poor start and it was uncovered that everyone present…
The Trial Of SBF Day One
The most exciting part of the first days of Sam Bankrupt-Lied’s trial was his new hairstyle which has been praised…
After complaining through his lawyers that he’s forced to live off bread and water in jail, Sam Bankman-Fried has left a scathing review of his accommodation on Booking.com.
Date of booking:18th September 2023 Duration of booking: Indefinite The District Court jail has to be the worst place I…