It’s the second day of Crypto-mas! And today’s guest has cleared some space in his busy schedule to speak exclusively to Planet Crypto. He’s about as popular as Brussels sprouts right now, and his face is shinier than a Christmas bauble, it’s Elon Musk!
PC:
Seasons greetings, Elon! What did you get from Santa this year?
EM:
A lawsuit. We didn’t meet his order for a Tesla Electric Sleigh. But to be fair, I’ve been pretty busy.
PC:
You have indeed. And speaking of Santa and other institutions fuelled by misinformation, how is Christmas at Twitter?
EM:
Obviously it’s the season of good will and I’ve tried to reflect that. I didn’t want staff worrying over Christmas whether they had a job, for example. That’s why I sacked most of them in November.
PC:
Thoughtful.
EM:
And the ones that are left didn’t have to come in on Christmas Day until 4AM.
PC:
How generous.
EM:
People have compared me to Scrooge, but that’s ridiculous. Scrooge had time to sleep.
PC:
So tell us, do you have any favourite Christmas songs?
EM:
Actually, I have a playlist of some cover versions. Donald Trump sings “I’m Dreaming of a White Supremacist Christmas”, and Kanye does “All I Want for Christmas is Jews.” There’s a few words he adds on the end of that phrase, but I probably shouldn’t repeat those.
PC:
Please don’t. Any New Year’s Resolutions this year?
EM:
Work harder. I took 15 seconds off in August and I still haven’t caught up.
PC:
Then I won’t keep you any longer. Merry Christmas, everyone! And join us tomorrow for another festive visitor.
