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Relief as insanity returns to markets
Investors have breathed a sigh of relief that after a month of steady prices, extreme volatility has returned to crypto…
EXPERTS’ CONSENSUS: ‘F*** KNOWS WHY THE MARKET’S GONE UP’
Demand Curve’, ‘Support Level’, ‘Zig Zag Correction’ – crypto analysts have many terms to describe the activity in price charts.…
NEWS: BONK! LAUNCH…ANALYSIS: GULLIBLE FOOLS SURGE 4000%
In an impressive start to the year, gullible fools soared by a staggering 4000%, as they bought the new shitcoin…
WHAT PRICE BITCOIN? PREDICTORS PREDICT THE UNPREDICTABLE..
As the long, cold crypto-winter continues, predictions for future market values change by the day… and none more so than…
Have you Caught the Crypto Contagion?
As many crypto companies look wobbly after FTX’s collapse, experts have likened the effects to a ‘contagion’ or a ‘virus.’
‘SBF’S EGO WAS FTX’S BIGGEST ASSET’ – ADMINISTRATORS
Insolvency administrators for FTX have listed Sam Bankman-Fried’s ego as its biggest asset.
Crypto Analysts Give Up
‘No idea,’ said one. ‘Your guess is as good as mine,’ said another.
WHO IS THE WINNER IN THE FTX CRISIS?
While the collapse of FTX has been a disaster for many, one business at least, has been enjoying a spectacular…
THE CRAPTIES: WHO’S GOING TO BE THE CRAPTIEST TIPSTER OF THE YEAR??
We’re getting ever closer to the announcement of our Crapties Awards... And everyone – LITERALLY EVERYONE - is asking ‘who’ll…
Relief as insanity returns to markets
Investors have breathed a sigh of relief that after a month of steady prices, extreme volatility has returned to crypto…