Crypto Crime
Sam bankman fried’s cosy new cell
SBF has complained to the governor that his living conditions are too cramped. “ I can’t believe they allowed CZ…
METAVERSE LANDMARKS – WITH TEX UPPORT: THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT HEARING… IN THE META-V!!
A landmark this week – as Colombia became one of the first countries to hold a court hearing in the…
GENSLER TO BE PUT IN CHARGE OF CLOSING STABLE DOORS
This week, SEC’s Gary Gensler has been put in charge of regulating America’s stable doors and deciding when they should…
BARBER FINDS $5BN OF LOST FTX ASSETS FOUND IN SBF’S HAIR-HEDGE
Defrauded FTX customers celebrated today, after assets to the value of $5 billion were found in Sam Bankman-Fried’s hair.
SBF TRIAL – DENIES STEALING FUNDS, BY STEALING ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA
FTX’s founder, SBF, accused of stealing funds to shore up his flagging Almeda co., now stands accused of stealing a…
First: the FTX collapse: second: Terra Luna…is SBF to blame for everything?
US Federal Prosecutors are finally investigating muppet-haired Sam Bankman-Fried, and not just for the collapse of FTX …but, astonishingly, also…
Santa Upset At Length Of Crypto Naughty List
As we approach the end of 2022, plenty of people have been left dismayed, disappointed and dejected by the year’s…
WHY I MISSED SBF’S FAILINGS’, SAYS BAHAMAS ATTORNEY-GENERAL, WITH TOO MANY HATS
At a press conference this week, the flustered Attorney-General of the Bahamas, Ryan Pinder defended his country’s regulatory oversight of…
BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE ACCUSES SBF OF ‘GOING TOO FAR’
There were furious scenes in the Bahamas today, as Blackbeard slammed Sam Bankman-Fried for damaging the reputation of the pirates.
What Else Could SBF stand for?
Sam Bankman-Fried… a man so famous — and now so infamous — he’s often known only by his initials, SBF.
FTX CRASH KILLS IRONY
Amidst the many victims of the FTX crash, one of the most famous has been irony, which suffered a grievous…
Do Kwon Thanks FTX: ‘You’ve made me look competent!’
Not long after FTX filed for bankruptcy, to our great surprise Planet Crypto received a call from noted on-the-run crypto-crim…