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Relief as insanity returns to markets
Investors have breathed a sigh of relief that after a month of steady prices, extreme volatility has returned to crypto…
IS THE FDIC TRYING TO KILL CRYPTO?
‘NO, WE DIDN’T TARGET SIGNATURE BANK BECAUSE OF CRYPTO,’ EXPLAINS FDIC CHAIR. ‘WE DID IT BECAUSE OF ITS, ER, ..…
BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE ACCUSES SBF OF ‘GOING TOO FAR’
There were furious scenes in the Bahamas today, as Blackbeard slammed Sam Bankman-Fried for damaging the reputation of the pirates.
Relief as insanity returns to markets
Investors have breathed a sigh of relief that after a month of steady prices, extreme volatility has returned to crypto…
NOAH RELIEVED HE DIDN’T USE CATHIE WOOD’S ARK
After Cathie Wood’s Ark Funds have all fallen by over a half, biblical flood-survivor Noah expressed relief. ‘Thank goodness I…
Grim reaper annoyed
The Grim Reaper has slammed social media users for repeatedly wasting his time with false “Bitcoin is dead” claims. The…