Metaverse Madness
METAVERSE LANDMARKS – WITH TEX UPPORT: THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT HEARING… IN THE META-V!!
A landmark this week – as Colombia became one of the first countries to hold a court hearing in the…
“THE METAVERSE IS GREAT!!!” SAY GRATEFUL PARENTS
One mother, Janice Relieved, said: ‘I just love the Metaverse! It’s such a ridiculously bad experience that my children are…
MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE
A disgruntled man from Oregon, was left visibly shaking, after ordering a giant turkey for Thanksgiving… and receiving Meta’s Metaverse.
WHY ARE METAVERSE GRAPHICS GARBAGE? A HACKER LOOKS AT THE SOFTWARE..
So when Planet Crypto discovered that an anonymous hacker had infiltrated its code, we asked if it shed any light…
Ghosts and Ghouls say: ‘We Give Up… Nothing we can do is as horrific as Meta’s figures.’
But nothing is more horrific than Mark Zuckerberg’s obsession with the Metaverse. That REALLY makes investors wake up in a cold…
How to make a Metaverse gig more like a <em>real</em> music gig
But can ‘watching a metaverse concert at home’ ever replicate a REAL Music Festival Experience?
Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!!
To the fanfare of a thousand silent trumpets, this week fake-faced emotion-avoider Mark Zuckerberg announced his new headset for accessing…
As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’
‘Legs are coming soon! Are you excited?’ tweeted Meta recently, when announcing that its VR avatars would soon have legs.
MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS
In a disastrous PR initiative to promote his flagging Metaverse, Mark Zuckernerd recently tried to assert his testosterone on Joe…
Zuckerbergs most ambitious metaverse yet
You can do your shopping in it, meet friends, have meetings and do your banking: it’s the brainchild of Mark…
Zuckerberg to rebrand himself
In an effort to hide himself from angry investors Mark Zuckerberg this week decided to rebrand himself as ‘Steve’. Zuckerberg…