Politics
Trump inauguration boasts biggest crowd inside The Capitol Building… since January 6
Trump delivered his trademark mix of promises and threats delivered with all the warmth of a surprise medical insurance bill.
Washington endures blizzard of snowflakes as trump retreats indoors
Meteorologists were left baffled by the phenomenon, which they say was triggered by an unusual concentration of thin-skinned snowflakes gathering…
Par for the Course: Trump Carries His Ego,Biden Tries to Carry Himself
In the latest episode of “2024’s Most Unlikely Golf Buddies,” Donald Trump and Joe Biden hit the green for what…
He’s a Witch! New York Finally Cracks the Case
After months of exhaustive investigation, the state of New York has finally reached a groundbreaking conclusion: Donald Trump is, in…
Trump Falls Asleep in Court, Defense Claims It Proves He Slept With Daniels
In the long awaited court appearance in the so called hush money trial the defendant was spotted to have fallen…
Putin’s Landslide victory Leaves election rigging enthusiasts disappointed.
Many were hoping for a throwback to the glory days of election rigging given he wasn’t even running against anyone…
China Correspondent Gives ‘Unbiased’ Update on Housing Market Amidst Glorious Management by CCP
From the heart of Beijing, our China Correspondent, standing with the appropriate amount of reverence, reports on the state of…