Sam Bankman Fried
Sam bankman fried’s cosy new cell
SBF has complained to the governor that his living conditions are too cramped. “ I can’t believe they allowed CZ…
CZ Plays Matchmaker
It s now been a few days since his sentence was passed , so planet crypto wanted to check in…
Big Bail, Small Sentence
Planet Crypto is as astonished as anyone else that money laundering superstarCZ “ Changpeng Zhao escaped with a four month…
SBF gets 25 years despite being a good boy…
SBF was sentenced to 25 years in prison this week, despite a last minute appeal from his parents. “ He…
Day Four
Our Planet Crypto court correspondent was present while Caroline Ellison testified for the prosecution against Bankman-Fried, her one time lover.…
Day 3- Gary Wang Testifies
By Our Planet Crypto Corresopondent Today the court heard from FTX co-founder Gary Wang. “I have been a childhood friend…
The Trial Of SBF – Jury Selection
Jury selection in the SBF’s trial has gotten off to a poor start and it was uncovered that everyone present…
The Trial Of SBF Day One
The most exciting part of the first days of Sam Bankrupt-Lied’s trial was his new hairstyle which has been praised…
BARBER FINDS $5BN OF LOST FTX ASSETS FOUND IN SBF’S HAIR-HEDGE
Defrauded FTX customers celebrated today, after assets to the value of $5 billion were found in Sam Bankman-Fried’s hair.
SBF TRIAL – DENIES STEALING FUNDS, BY STEALING ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA
FTX’s founder, SBF, accused of stealing funds to shore up his flagging Almeda co., now stands accused of stealing a…
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Sam Bankman-Fried!!
It’s the Tenth day of Crypto-Christmas! And that means a very special guest. He’s like a Christmas meal all in…
First: the FTX collapse: second: Terra Luna…is SBF to blame for everything?
US Federal Prosecutors are finally investigating muppet-haired Sam Bankman-Fried, and not just for the collapse of FTX …but, astonishingly, also…