Elon Musk
Musk vs. Trump: Pre-Fight Commentary
One is a bombastic former (and current…thanks America…) president with a tan that defies the very laws of nature. The…
Elon Musk’s black eye revealed to be part of “big, beautiful brawl” fight training
Elon Musk reveals his black eye came from a toddler sparring session, calling it “essential training for the upcoming fight.”
Elon Musk Decimates Workforce
Tesla has announced job losses as demand for its cars has fallen sharply. Elon Musk decided that the best way…
Elon’s Bold Prediction
Elon Musk has said that: The capability of new artificial intelligence models will surpass human intelligence by the end of…
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CRYPTO.. ELON MUSK!
He’s about as popular as Brussels sprouts right now, and his face is shinier than a Christmas bauble, it’s Elon…
PASTRADAMUS – ELON MUSK
This week our Pastradamus is the World’s Richest Man. Who proves he’s not only rich in his pocket, but also…
Twitter is hiring!
Job title: Head of Censorship [Part time] Who are we looking for?
GOOD ELON VS BAD ELON IN TWITTER PURCHASE WEEK!!
[vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1667572252314{margin-top: 70px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text]Just a week after Elon Musk took over at Twitter, and massive changes are afoot… But which…
Setting The Twitter Bird Free
After his takeover of Twitter was finally done, billionaire nut-job Elon Musk tweeted ‘the bird is freed…’
Finally we find out what freaks the King of Horror…it’s paying $20 a month for Twitter!!
After years of scaring the bejesus out of the planet, we’ve finally found out what freaks out Stephen King. It’s…
Musk Wants Twitter To Be Like A ‘Digital Town Square’
[vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1667572252314{margin-top: 70px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text]Elon Musk has said that he wants Twitter to be like ‘a digital town square’. But what…
ELON BRINGS A WASHBASIN INTO TWITTER JUST TO MAKE A BAD PUN.<br>…HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT.
On the day he took over Twitter, Elon Musk walked into the offices, carrying a kitchen sink. The reason? ..to…