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ON THE 8th DAY OF CRYPTO… MARK ZUCKERBERG

At Christmas time, people often buy turkeys. And none is more expensive – and bigger - than Meta’s metaverse; the…

MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE

A disgruntled man from Oregon, was left visibly shaking, after ordering a giant turkey for Thanksgiving… and receiving Meta’s Metaverse.

Ghosts and Ghouls say: ‘We Give Up… Nothing we can do is as horrific as Meta’s figures.’

But nothing is more horrific than Mark Zuckerberg’s obsession with the Metaverse. That REALLY makes investors wake up in a cold…

Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!!

To the fanfare of a thousand silent trumpets, this week fake-faced emotion-avoider Mark Zuckerberg announced his new headset for accessing…

As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’

‘Legs are coming soon! Are you excited?’ tweeted Meta recently, when announcing that its VR avatars would soon have legs.

MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS

In a disastrous PR initiative to promote his flagging Metaverse, Mark Zuckernerd recently tried to assert his testosterone on Joe…

Zuckerbergs most ambitious metaverse yet

You can do your shopping in it, meet friends, have meetings and do your banking: it’s the brainchild of Mark…

Zuckerberg to rebrand himself

In an effort to hide himself from angry investors Mark Zuckerberg this week decided to rebrand himself as ‘Steve’. Zuckerberg…