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Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week. 

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense. 

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense) 

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards… 

And here is no.16…


When he was attacked on the Scottish golf course he owns by a ginger wolf, Donald Trump became Tangerine. His hands only look freakishly small because his claws are so long.