Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…

And here is no. 24. Doctor Doolittle.

Not only does he ‘Do Little’ besides self-promotion, Trump can talk to the animals. And talk and talk to them. And talk some more.

No-one knows if they can talk back.

Because they can’t get a word in edgeways.