PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.28

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And here is no. 28… Venom

Spits poisonous bile whenever Stormy Daniels is mentioned. SAD.

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Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied satsuma dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…