PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 39

No. 39. Donder Woman!!

Just like Wonder Woman, Donder Woman uses a Lasso of Truth. He uses it to lasso the Truth, bring it down, and accuse it of being ‘Fake News’.

Instead of using a tiara as a projectile – he has a toupee – which he can hurl at any critic… 

Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…