This week Donut Trump has announced a series of trading card NFTs… with him posing as various Superheroes.
This is surprising. Because most of us don‘t see him as a muscle-bound Superhero at all.
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who likes to sit on the toilet tweeting.
But – hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play.
NO. 5 – COVFEFE!!!
As we all know, there is a superhero called ‘Shazam!’
Now, clearly, ‘Shazam!’ is not a real word.
Nor is ‘Covfefe.’
So the next Trump Superhero is ‘Covfefe!!!’
– spelt with three exclamation marks as opposed to Shazam!’s one.
Because he’s even ‘more important’.
And shouty.
