Tag: Donald Trump
PLANET CRYPTO TO LAUNCH NEVER MEET TRUMP NFT
Donald Trump’s second NFT collection, Win Trump Prizes, has been released, allowing buyers to win a meeting with the former President, along with other rewards.
TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 11 SWAMP THING
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 11. THE SWAMP THING!!!’
TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 12. CAPTAIN FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY!!’
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO... Donald Trump!!!
Now, everyone loves a juicy satsuma or tasty tangerine at Christmas time… and so for the Eleventh Day of Crypto-Christmas, we’ve got the human equivalent of one of those — well, in skin-colour anyway.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 10 CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘NO. 10. Craptain America
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 9 WHITE PANTHER
NO. 9 White Panther. This is the Trump who dines with Nick Fuentes, Ye and calls racists at rallies in Charlottesville ‘very fine people.’
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 8 MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
Everybody knows he is the most Fantastic-est Loser in the world. Everybody knows.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 7 CYCLOPS
Yes, the Donald would make an excellent Cyclops. Because a politician has never been more one-eyed.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs NO. 6 JUDGE DREADFUL
This Trump constantly shouts ‘I am the Law!’ This is because he STILL thinks he’s the country’s leading lawmaker. Even when he voted out of office.
Trump Trading Cards No.5 COVFEFE!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who likes to sit on the toilet tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 4 DOCTOR VERY STRANGE
Given his medicinal genius (the Donald told us all to drink bleach to cure Covid, remember?) he is Doctor Very Strange…
Trump Trading Cards No.1 The Incredible Bellend!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who would sit on the toilet all-day, tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 2 The Tangerine Turnip
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 2. The Tangerine Turnip.
THE LOST TWEETS OF DONALD TRUMP
Now Elon’s promising to relax censorship on Twitter, Donald Trump may get his account back. It’s been 22 months since the ex-President has sat on the John, tweeting his excrescence. So what gems have we been missing out on?
Former Trump spin doctor to spin failing fund
Disaster this week for Legion Strategies, a hedge fund affiliated to Anthony Scaramucci’s Skybridge Capital - as Bloomberg reported that it was in financial trouble and is halting investor redemptions.