Donald Trump
Trump inauguration boasts biggest crowd inside The Capitol Building… since January 6
Trump delivered his trademark mix of promises and threats delivered with all the warmth of a surprise medical insurance bill.
Washington endures blizzard of snowflakes as trump retreats indoors
Meteorologists were left baffled by the phenomenon, which they say was triggered by an unusual concentration of thin-skinned snowflakes gathering…
Par for the Course: Trump Carries His Ego,Biden Tries to Carry Himself
In the latest episode of “2024’s Most Unlikely Golf Buddies,” Donald Trump and Joe Biden hit the green for what…
He’s a Witch! New York Finally Cracks the Case
After months of exhaustive investigation, the state of New York has finally reached a groundbreaking conclusion: Donald Trump is, in…
Trump Falls Asleep in Court, Defense Claims It Proves He Slept With Daniels
In the long awaited court appearance in the so called hush money trial the defendant was spotted to have fallen…
PLANET parody TO LAUNCH <em>NEVER MEET TRUMP</em> NFT
Donald Trump’s second NFT collection, Win Trump Prizes, has been released, allowing buyers to win a meeting with the former…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 11: SWAMP THING
Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in…
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Donald Trump!!!
Now, everyone loves a juicy satsuma or tasty tangerine at Christmas time… and so for the Eleventh Day of Crypto-Christmas,…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 10: CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
No. 10 Craptain America. This is the man who thinks he embodies all that’s Best about America. But in reality,…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 9: WHITE PANTHER
NO. 9 White Panther. This is the Trump who dines with Nick Fuentes, Ye and calls racists at rallies in…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 8: MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
Everybody knows he is the most Fantastic-est Loser in the world. Everybody knows.