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Bored Apes to move back in with parents
The floor price of Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) NFTs has melted down to its lowest level since August 2021,…
PLANET parody TO LAUNCH <em>NEVER MEET TRUMP</em> NFT
Donald Trump’s second NFT collection, Win Trump Prizes, has been released, allowing buyers to win a meeting with the former…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 11: SWAMP THING
Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 10: CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
No. 10 Craptain America. This is the man who thinks he embodies all that’s Best about America. But in reality,…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 9: WHITE PANTHER
NO. 9 White Panther. This is the Trump who dines with Nick Fuentes, Ye and calls racists at rallies in…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 8: MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
Everybody knows he is the most Fantastic-est Loser in the world. Everybody knows.
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 7: CYCLOPS
Yes, the Donald would make an excellent Cyclops. Because a politician has never been more one-eyed.
TRUMP TRADING CARD NO. 6: JUDGE DREADFUL
This Trump constantly shouts ‘I am the Law!’ This is because he STILL thinks he’s the country’s leading lawmaker. Even…
<strong>PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 5</strong>
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who likes to sit on the toilet tweeting. But - hey. If…
TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 4: DOCTOR VERY STRANGE
Given his medicinal genius (the Donald told us all to drink bleach to cure Covid, remember?) he is Doctor Very…
PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 2
The Donald can only be.. The Tangerine Turnip.