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PUTIN TO RELEASE CALENDAR-GIRL-STYLE TOPLESS NFTS TO FUND WAR
This week, Ukrainian band Kalush Orchestra sold their Eurovision-winners’ trophy and a NFT for $900,000, to raise funds for their country’s army. Coming soon after an NFT featuring the Ukranian flag raised $6.7million, Vladimir Putin resolved to make NFTs to raise money for HIS Russian troops.
THE BIG INTERVIEW – A BITCOIN MINER SPEAKS
NFT OR SCAM? A HANDY REFERENCE GUIDE.
Whether it’s scams, rug pulls, or just plain theft, the emerging world of NFTs can seem like a dangerous place to be. It’s become such a ripoff, even The Sex Pistols have brought out a set.
PAST-RADAMUS
DO KWON: ‘TERRA 2.0 IS SUCCESS ONLY LOSES 77% OF VALUE’
In May, Luna 1.0, the so-called ‘stablecoin’ whose value was supposed to be pegged to the US dollar, went into a death spiral, wiping out over $40 billion of holders’ funds and denting confidence in cryptocurrencies as a whole.
ZUCKERBERG TO REBRAND HIMSELF STEVE
ARE CRYPTO DONORS BUYING THE REGULATORS?
Elon Musk A man you can’t trust
IS COINBASE’S BRIAN ARMSTRONG THE MOST UNPOPULAR BOSS IN THE WORLD?
Elon Musk A man you can’t trust
IS THE HEAD OF FAILING CELSIUS REALLY DO KWON IN DISGUISE?
When do apes stop looking bored?
BILL GATES’ SMUGNESS HITS 200 DAY HIGH
Spot the difference
‘Demented trolls’ to sue BAYC for comparing them to Ryder Ripps
Solana Labs stun investors with web3 initiative
Solana Labs shocked investors at their ‘SMS’ event this week. As expected they announced that they’d built a mobile software platform. But, unexpectedly they announced they were releasing a Web3-ready Waffle-Iron.
Unreliable, impossible to regulate man, drawn to cryptocurrency
DISASTER APPEAL: PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY TO 3AC
GRIM REAPER ANNOYED BY “DEATH OF BITCOIN” HOAX
Renaissance masters turn in their graves as digital art tops $13,000,000,000
Michelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci turned in their graves this week, as the annual sales of Digital Art sales topped $13,000 million dollars.
Head of dodgy asset accuses crypto of being a dodgy asset
Do Kwon proposes to rescue the Hindenberg by forking it
Do Kwon, creator of disastrous cryptocurrencies UST and Luna, today proposed a radical plan to try and reverse the Hindenberg airship disaster by hard-forking it.
Bored apes catch monkey pox horror.
As a new deadly contagion sweeps across the globe, Planet Crypto is sad to report that several Bored Apes have caught Monkey Pox.
Elon Musk a man you can't trust
This week, everyone’s favourite two-faced billionaire Elon Musk paused his purchase of Twitter until its CEO Parag Agrawal can prove that the number of fake spambot accounts is less than 5%.
Actor, Seth Green, has his NFTs stolen
Seth Green, best known as the son of Doctor Evil in the Austin Powers trilogy, has become a victim of a criminal mastermind.
Do the DOKWON
If you’re Head of Terra, you’ve been having to make some pretty bold steps and moves to avoid the torrent of abuse that’s been hurled at you this week.
THE BIG INTERVIEW PRESIDENT XI JINPING TALKS CRYPTO-MINING
WORLD NOT SHOCKED BY MADONNA's ‘SHOCK’ NFTs SHOCK
Pop star Madonna was left stunned, after the world yawned loudly at her exposing her vagina once again in her Art.
Do Kwon proposes to rescue titanic by forking it
Do Kwon, creator of disastrous cryptocurrencies UST and Luna, today proposed a radical plan to try and recover the sunken ship Titanic by hard-forking it.