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Broke Terra investors launch manhunt for Do Kwon… but it’ll be low-budget
Investors in Terra this week began a worldwide manhunt for Do Kwon after his stablecoin cost them nearly $40 billion.
Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – Circus Performer Francesco Lentini
Where to spend it
The virgin Crypto investors progress or - The Crypto Millionaire
Kardashian tells accusers to butt out
Panic Index: Underpants
Russian Blocks access to OKX Exchange; OKX Exchange to Apply to Become Part of NATO.
CZ’s guide to what is - and isn’t - Chinese
Elon Solves It! ‘The War Between Cats and Dogs’
This week Elon Musk caused fury by tweeting that Taiwan should accept rule by China, and that the Ukraine should compromise with Russia.
Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!!
As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’
Is Elon Manipulating Prices For His Own Amusement?
As his takeover of Twitter looks like finally succeeding, full time billionaire and part time maniac Elon Musk has admitted that he’s finally fulfilled one of his lifelong dreams. When asked if acquiring Twitter really meant that much to him, Mr Musk replied:
Michelangelo to burn artwork, mint NFTs instead
This week British artist Damian Hirst began the process of burning hundreds of paintings that he had instead turned into NFTs. Shortly after the burning began, Planet Crypto was unexpectedly contacted by famed 15th century painter, sculptor, and architect Michelangelo with his view on Hirst’s stunt.
Damien Hirst burns paintings to increase value of NFT’s
Leading British artist Damien Hirst has made two copies of his latest works – one is a painting, the other is the NFT. He gives investors the choice of buying one; the other he destroys. So if buyers buy the NFT version, he burns the painting. Planet Crypto managed to speak to him about his latest work…
Publicity-seeker Gensler attempts to break the internet by exposing his ass
Kardashian to carry health warning
Kim Kardashian is to wear a disclaimer ‘For entertainment only’ to remind people that she should not be taken seriously.
Solana has become the most environmentally friendly blockchain...
On September 30th, Solana suffered its 8th outage in the past year when a misconfigured node stopped all transactions for 6 hours. But at Solana HQ, execs couldn’t be happier.
Planet Crypto announces The Crapties awards!!!
This week, a new awards ceremony was announced - The Crypties - which celebrate the best contributors to Web 3.0. But what about the worst contributors to Web 3.0? Are they going to be recognised???
British economy tanks!! King Charles to get cheapo coronation
Where’s Wal-do Kwon?
South Korean authorities have issued an arrest warrant against Do Kwon for his role in the Terra LUNA collapse. But Do Kwon has refused to disclose his whereabouts; is he on the run??
After three long months, diner at Cardano staff canteen finally receives a fork.
Matt Damon’s financial tips
MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS
‘On The Run’ Terra Founder Is Prepared to ‘Work With Authorities.’
According to Planet Crypto sources, Do Kwon, the fugitive co-founder of the failed Terra Ecosystem is attempting to negotiate a plea bargain.
‘Give pollution a chance’ say obstinate proof-of-work miners
Adrenaline-junkies’ fury as merge goes smoothly
Damp squibs and lead balloons celebrate the Ethereum merge as they’re no longer the dullest thing in the world.
Proof-of-Work is Dead, Long Live Proof-of-Stake
Polar Bear Numbers To Surge As Ethereum Saves The Planet
Butterin to merge with potted plant to reduce harmful emissions.
PAST-RADAMUS - Financial Experts Who Are Brilliant at Predicting Events Once They’ve Already Happened.
Relief as insanity returns to markets
The Big Interview: with Binance’s cz
Binance make a hash of Dutch operations
Former Trump spin doctor to spin failing fund
Disaster this week for Legion Strategies, a hedge fund affiliated to Anthony Scaramucci’s Skybridge Capital - as Bloomberg reported that it was in financial trouble and is halting investor redemptions.
Are you Do Kwon?
If you’re going to be involved in the financial world, you’re going to make mistakes. Some can cost you little. Some can cost you big. But the single most disastrous mistake you can make when investing is ‘being Do Kwon.’
NOAH RELIEVED HE DIDN’T USE CATHIE WOOD’S ARK
WHEN WILL ETHEREUM 2.0 EVER COME OUT?
Do Kwon promises to fork Do Kwon
After respect for the founder of the Terra ecosystem plunged to near zero this week, Do Kwon proposed to salvage his reputation, by hard forking himself.
BORAT NATION SAYS: ‘BINANCE IS NOT DODGY. IS VERY NICE.’
META-LOMANIAC ZUCKERBERG UNVEILS MOST COMPREHENSIVE METAVERSE YET
Which royal is your coin?
ELON MUSK’S DATING TIPS
Elon Musk has been pictured with his new girlfriend, 27-year-old Australian actress, Natasha Bassett. But what exactly attracts women to the 50-year-old billionaire?