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August 2024
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March 2024
- Should Kate Have Used Google Gemini To Edit her Photos?
- Putin’s Landslide victory Leaves election rigging enthusiasts disappointed.
- ChatKKK: Interest Rates
- 1001 masterpieces to screenshot before your die: Crypto Punks
- China Correspondant: Iphones
- AI Job Centre: RedBull
- Self Aware AI: Trump vs Biden
- China Correspondent Gives ‘Unbiased’ Update on Housing Market Amidst Glorious Management by CCP
- What Will Kill You: Oxygen
- 100 masterpieces to screenshot before you die: Bored Apes
- AI “Job” Centre
February 2024
January 2024
November 2023
October 2023
- Relief as insanity returns to markets – Clone
- Day Four
- Day 3- Gary Wang Testifies
- The Trial Of SBF – Jury Selection
- The Trial Of SBF Day One
- After complaining through his lawyers that he’s forced to live off bread and water in jail, Sam Bankman-Fried has left a scathing review of his accommodation on Booking.com.
August 2023
- HAMSTER GANGSTERS CAUSE CRYPTO CARNAGE
- POL POT RAGES AT POL COIN! DICTATOR WANTS POLYGON TO BE POLYGONE.
- OFFICIAL! CHAT GPT BECOMES ARTIFICIALLY UNINTELLIGENT!! THANKS TO EXPOSURE TO HUMANS…
- SBF TRIAL LATEST: CAROLINE ELLISON TO BE PUT IN TAMPER-PROOF BOTTLE TO PROTECT HER FROM SBF INTERFERENCE
- EXTREME MEASURES TAKEN BY JURORS TO AVOID TEDIOUS SEC VS RIPPLE JURY DUTY
- BETTER IN THE BEDROOM THAN THE BOARDROOM….
- IT’S ONLY FARE! ..CHINA WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR BUS TRIPS WITH DIGITAL CURRENCY!!!
- WHAT THE XXXXX? IS THE TWITTER REBRAND XTREMELY STUPID?
- ‘ASK ALEX!’ – YOUR PROBLEMS FIXED!!! – WITH EX-CELSIUS CEO, ALEX MASHINSKY
- MELANIA TRUMP RELEASES AMERICA THEMED NFTS
July 2023
- GENSLER TO BURGLE EX-STUDENTS TO REGRADE ESSAYS WHICH SAID COINS WERE COMMODITIES
- HEROIC GENSLER PROTECTS CRYPTO AGAINST THEFT. BY MAKING IT WORTHLESS.
- GENSLER SUFFERS WITHDRAWALS AFTER BEING ‘ADDICTED TO SUING’
- ‘MY PASSPORT ID IS NOT FAKE AND DODGY,’ SAYS COSTA RICAN DO KWON
- GENSLER HEALTH PROBLEM DIAGNOSED;
- APPLE’S NEW HEADSET REVIEWED
- WE ASK: HAS PETER SCHIFF BEEN HACKED?
- A.I. GIRLFRIEND DATING DILEMMAS
- SPORTS DESK
- JOBS PAGE!!
June 2023
- The Secret Diary of Sam Bankman-Fried, aged 30 and ¾
- Bullshitters who claim, “I was there!” for history’s most famous gigs have been rocked by the development of NFT tickets that prove attendance.
- BINANCE LEADER STROKES SINISTER WHITE CAT &
- KANYE MUST NOT USE A.I. IN CASE IT LEARNS FROM HIM
- EXCLUSIVE: 10 REASONS WHY BIDEN BLAMES CRYPTO FOR THE DEBT CRISIS
- THE FROGS ARE TAKING OVER!
May 2023
- FICTIONAL CARTOON FROGS BECOME BIG FINANCIAL PLAYERS
- TOM HANKS: ‘WILL FILMS IN THE FUTURE BE PERFORMED BY A.I. ROBOTS?’
- SLOTHS AND SLUGS PROTEST THAT BITCOIN CONGESTION IS MAKING THEM LOOK SPEEDY
- JEROME POWELL IN MYSTERY PANTS FIRE.
- ZUCKERBERG’S BILLION DOLLAR A.I. GAMBLE WILL TRANSFORM THE WORKPLACE.
- First FTX opened up in the Bahamas. Coinbase followed. Now Ripple may follow suit…
- SAINTLY EX-CELSIUS CEO MAINTAINS HIS INNOCENCE
- “A.I. MUST NEVER BE CONTROLLED BY ‘BAD ACTORS.’”
- PANIC!! – AS IT IS REVEALED THAT A.I. IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HUMANS
- ELON MUSK’S GREAT MOMENTS IN TRANSPORTATION HISTORY
- HALF-MAN HALF-ROBOT ZUCKERBERG SAYS ‘THERE WILL STILL BE WORK WHEN A.I. TAKES OVER’
- WILLIAM SHATNER LAUNCHES ‘QUANTUM PHYSICS’ NFTS
- COINBASE DENIES ‘DOING AN FTX’ WITH BAHAMAS BASE
April 2023
- HEAD OF SEC DENIES OVERREACHING. SAYS, ‘LET ME GET ON WITH BEING KING OF ENGLAND’
- YOU CAN’T BANK ON BANKS!
- 3AC FLOPS LAUNCH NEW EXCHANGE:
- SLEEP DEPRIVED?? ‘FOLLOW ETHEREUM UPGRADES TO GUARANTEE GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP,’ SAY SCIENTISTS
- Binance Queue Now Longer Than Queens
- APPLE HIDES BITCOIN WHITE PAPER IN MacOS SOFTWARE
- KRAKEN SPONSORS WILLIAMS F1 TEAM
- GOTCHA! TERRA INVESTORS GET ARRESTED BY MONTENEGRAN POLICE SO THEY CAN SPEND A NIGHT IN A CELL WITH DO KWON.
- ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE – THE FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE
- IS JEROME POWELL PRACTISING QE BY STEALTH?? FIND OUT IN OUR BIG INTERVIEW!!!
- The Secret Diary of Sam Bankman-Fried, aged 30 and ¾: Day 101
- ELON REPLACES TWITTER DOVE WITH SHIBA INU – AND BIRD OWNERS ARE LIVID!
- THE AUTHORITIES’ NEW WAY OF REGULATING CRYPTO – DeRe
March 2023
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 40
- POWELL REPORTS HUGE SURGE IN PRANK CALLS AFTER COLLAPSE OF BANKS
- Llama Drama Ding-Dong
- ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE – THE BANKING CONTAGION
- IT’S JIM CRAMER’S KISS OF DEATH!!
- HOW TO DANCE TO BANKING’S TUNE
- Gordon Ramsey NFTs
- TREASURY TO IMPOUND POOCH IN CASE IT’S CRYPTO-FRIENDLY
- CATHIE WOOD BULLISH ON SILICON VALLEY BANK
- BANKER FORGETS HIS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY – AND BLAMES CRYPTO
- WHO IS MYSTERIOUS NFT COLLECTOR COZOMO DE MEDICI?
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 39
- ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE
- BUM WITH NO SAVINGS PITIES INVESTORS’ LACK OF CHOICES
- IS THE FDIC TRYING TO KILL CRYPTO?
- 310 DAYS AFTER TERRA COLLAPSE, DOJ FINALLY LAUNCHES PROBE ‘DESPITE HAVING A LOT ON.’
- COOKING CORNER!
- DOH! CATHIE WOOD FORGETS TO CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION TO COINBASE SHARES
- BIDEN PLEDGES TO BLAME CRYPTO FOR BANKING CRISIS
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 38
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 37
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 36
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 35
- NEW CRAMER ETFS PUT THE ‘FUN’ IN ‘FUNDS’
- GENSLER’S REGISTRATION RULES ARE ‘SO SIMPLE A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND THEM’
- Titanic NFT’s aren’t real artifacts
- THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾
- ‘ORDINALS ARE ORDURE,’ FUME BITCOIN MAXIMALISTS
- ROBINHOOD FRUSTRATED BY RED TAPE
- RICH DAD, POOR DAD, PARANOID PREPPER DAD!
- Mattress Bank
- SPOTIFY TO GIVE NFT CREATORS EXCLUSIVE PLAYLISTS!
- AVA LABS’ CEO SAYS SBF HAS DONE ‘IMMEASURABLE DAMAGE’
- METAVERSE LANDMARKS – WITH TEX UPPORT: THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT HEARING… IN THE META-V!!
- DINOSAURS AT IMF SAYS CRYPTO ‘HEAP BAD’ AND SHOULD BE DESTROYED BY FIRE
- SOLANA STUNNER!! LACK OF OUTAGE OUTRAGE
- CRAIG STEVEN WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT – Lionel Messi
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.31
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.30
- DATE THE PARIS HILTON WAY*!! IN HER NEW METAVERSE GAME
- Secret Diary Of Sam Bankman-Fried, Aged 30 And ¾.. Day 59
- SAVE OUR SCAMMERS!!!
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!No.32
- GENSLER RETORT TO CRYPTO CRITICS: ‘MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN’
- DON’T CALL HIM ‘GARY’… CALL HIM ‘THE ENFORCER…’ SEC CHAIR PLAYS TOUGH
- THE MAKERS OF CANNALAND ANNOUNCE THEIR LATEST VENTURE: ‘CRACKLAND’
February 2023
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.28
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.27
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.26
- The Big Interview
- SEC SPLIT: GENSLER & PIERCE SEEKING COUPLES THERAPY!
- PARIS HILTON LAUNCHES “PARISLAND”!
- THERE’S A CROSS IN THE CHARTS.. BUT WHAT KIND OF CROSS IS IT..?
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.29
- A DAY IN THE LIFE OF CONTRARIAN INVESTOR CATHIE WOOD
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.25
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 24
- TIM DRAPER’S OUTLANDISH PREDICTIONS
- THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾:
- PAST-RADAMUS
- ZUCKERBERG LIVES IN ALTERNATIVE REALITY IN WHICH META IS A SUCCESS!
- LOGAN PAUL DEFENDS HIS CRYPTO ZOO. EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!!
- ‘I PLANTED A BITCOIN.’ IRATE GARDENERS FUME AT BITCOIN-TULIP COMPARISON.
- HOW TO FIGHT BACK THE LOGAN PAUL WAY!
- AFTER MAKING PRO-CHINESE COMMENTS, CHINESE AUTHORITIES INSIST CHARLIE MUNGER IS AN OFF-COURSE WEATHER BALLOON
- NFT LATEST!!! ANTHONY HOPKINS PLAYS FART NOISES ON HIS ARMPIT
- THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾.
- CELSIUS FINDS PHILOSOPHERS’ STONE
- BITCOIN HOLDER PREPARES TO SAY ‘I TOLD YOU SO’
- THE NEW PORSCHE NFTS – REVIEWED
- APTOS TOKEN UP 400%. WHY?
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- THE HUNKS OF CRYPTO: VALENTINE SPECIAL SBF
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 23
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 22
- PLANET CRYPTO’S ANSWER TO NAT GEO’S NFTS: OUR ‘GOOD MORNING: TEMPERS RISE ACROSS THE WORLD’ COLLECTION.
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.21
- JPMORGAN CEO USES THE ‘PET ROCK’ PHRASE AGAIN. WE PRESENT JAMIE DIMON’S ‘PET ROCK PET SHOW.’
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No:17
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.16
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.15
- THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- CRYPTO LINGO SPECIAL – LEARN TO SPEAK WINKLEVOSS
- GENESIS ACCUSED OF FRAUD; ‘IT WASN’T ME,’ SAYS PHIL COLLINS
January 2023
- GENSLER TO BE PUT IN CHARGE OF CLOSING STABLE DOORS
- SCIENCE DISCOVERS WHICH WINKLEVOSS TWIN IS EVIL
- PLANET CRYPTO TO LAUNCH NEVER MEET TRUMP NFT
- BITCOIN-WEARING MISS UNIVERSE ENTRANT FALLS HEAVILY. DESPITE RALLYING SHE’S STILL DOWN BY 67%
- EXPERTS’ CONSENSUS: ‘F*** KNOWS WHY THE MARKET’S GONE UP’
- BARBER FINDS $5BN OF LOST FTX ASSETS FOUND IN SBF’S HAIR-HEDGE
- SBF TRIAL – DENIES STEALING FUNDS, BY STEALING ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 11: SWAMP THING
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
- NEWS: BONK! LAUNCH…ANALYSIS: GULLIBLE FOOLS SURGE 4000%
- ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. JOE BIDEN!
- ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Donald Trump!!!
- ON THE TENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Sam Bankman-Fried!!
- ON THE 9TH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Matt Damon!!
- ON THE 8TH DAY OF CRYPTO… MARK ZUCKERBERG
- ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO… GARY GENSLER
December 2022
- ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CRYPTO… DO KWON!!
- CHEER UP: THINGS COULD BE WORSE!!! HERE’S REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL FOR 2023!!
- ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CRYPTO… BINANCE’S CHANGPENG ZHAO
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 10: CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
- ON THE 4th DAY OF CRYPTO.. A BORED APE!
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 9: WHITE PANTHER
- ON THE THIRD DAY OF CRYPTO.. KIM KARDASHIAN!
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 8: MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
- ON THE SECOND DAY OF CRYPTO.. ELON MUSK!
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 7: CYCLOPS
- TRUMP TRADING CARD NO. 6: JUDGE DREADFUL
- ON THE FIRST DAY OF CRYPTO MY TRULOVE GAVE TO ME… WARREN BUFFETT..
- STARTING TOMORROW: IT’S THE 12 DAYS OF CRYPTO!!!
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 5
- TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 4: DOCTOR VERY STRANGE
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 2
- First: the FTX collapse: second: Terra Luna…is SBF to blame for everything?
- ZHU SU IS THE LATEST… PAST-RADAMUS
- PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!
- How To Talk Crypto At Christmas Dinner
- Have you Caught the Crypto Contagion?
- Sam Bankman-Fried’s Christmas Quiz!
- WHAT PRICE BITCOIN? PREDICTORS PREDICT THE UNPREDICTABLE..
- FTX GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, BABY!
- BLOGGER GETS CROWDFUNDERS TO PAY FOR HIS FAMILY TO HUNT SBF IN THE BAHAMAS.
- ‘SBF’S EGO WAS FTX’S BIGGEST ASSET’ – ADMINISTRATORS
- “SBF – WHO?” Celebrities Disown Sam Bankman-Fried
- SOLANA TO CLAIM ITS 95% PRICE DROP IS LATE ‘BLACK FRIDAY DEAL’
- Santa Upset At Length Of Crypto Naughty List
- WHY I MISSED SBF’S FAILINGS’, SAYS BAHAMAS ATTORNEY-GENERAL, WITH TOO MANY HATS
- BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE ACCUSES SBF OF ‘GOING TOO FAR’
- JOURNALISTS! – HOW TO WRITE AN ARTICLE AFTER A CRYPTO CRASH
- SOLANA TO BE DOWNGRADED FROM ‘ETHEREUM KILLER’ TO ‘ETHEREUM MILD DISCOMFORTER.’
- Crypto Analysts Give Up
- Build Your Own FTX Advent Calendar
- WHY DO ETHEREUM’S TECHNICAL ROADMAP STAGES SOUND LIKE HORROR MOVIES? …FIRST ‘THE MERGE’; NOW ‘THE SCOURGE’.. WHAT NEXT?
- Crypto Lamborghini. (The insider’s tale) Murray Lachlan Young 14/10/22
- Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – The World’s Most Pierced Woman
- FTX Collapse Causes Death Of Long-Term Crypto Sceptics
- “THE METAVERSE IS GREAT!!!” SAY GRATEFUL PARENTS
- ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE CRAPTIES!!!
- CRYPTO IS “GOOD FOR KIDNAPPERS!”
- MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE
- HOW TO SPEND IT
November 2022
- AFTER THE MERGE, ETHEREUM ANNOUNCES THE SCOURGE AND THE VERGE..
- CRAIG WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT – GRETA THUNBERG
- SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
- CRYPTO CONSORTIUM BUYS SOCCER CLUB CRAWLEY TOWN
- NEW TECH!! NFT Vending Machines: Are They Any Good?
- SPOT THE DIFFERENCE – GENSLER 2
- GRIM REAPER ANNOYED BY “DEATH OF BITCOIN” HOAX
- COP27 – WARMONGER PUTIN IS THE GREENEST LEADER ALIVE
- A STUNNING LATE ENTRY FOR THE CRAPTIES!!!
- Cryptolingo – translating SBF Tweets
- Craig Wright’s Believe it or Not – Sam Bankman-Fried
- What Else Could SBF stand for?
- WHO IS THE WINNER IN THE FTX CRISIS?
- FTX CRASH KILLS IRONY
- Do Kwon Thanks FTX: ‘You’ve made me look competent!’
- THE DELETED TWEETS OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED
- PASTRADAMUS – ELON MUSK
- MATT DAMON ISSUES APOLOGY FOR FAILURE OF FTX – BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SHILLED IT. AT SOME POINT.
- SAM BANKMAN-FRIED.
- WHAT NEXT FOR SB-F? IT’S… SAM BANKMAN-FRIED CHICKEN
- THE LOST TWEETS OF DONALD TRUMP
- SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: “I TRIED TO WARN YOU..”
- Panic Index: Sam Bankman-Fried
- Gensler Defends SEC For Not Spotting FTX Problems
- WHY ARE METAVERSE GRAPHICS GARBAGE? A HACKER LOOKS AT THE SOFTWARE..
- Twitter is hiring!
- CRAIG WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
- “DO YOU KNOW YOUR CRYPTOLINGO?” – QUIZ OF THE WEEK!
- THE SOLANA SAGA WEB 3.0 READY PHONE. JUST LIKE THE SOLANA BLOCKCHAIN, YOUR CALLS WILL NEVER CUT OU-
- POETRY CORNER.. WITH MURRAY LACHLAN YOUNG
- GOOD ELON VS BAD ELON IN TWITTER PURCHASE WEEK!!
- BINANCE CEO FUMES AS HIS MINIONS LIQUIDATE FTX HOLDINGS.
- Setting The Twitter Bird Free
- FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT FREAKS THE KING OF HORROR…IT’S PAYING $20 A MONTH FOR TWITTER!!
- The Big Interview with… El Salvador’s President Bukele!!!
- Which is more volatile, Kanye or Bitcoin?
- Finding Do Kwon – some handy hints
- A New Crypto Scam Is Created Every Four Minutes… A Leading Scammer Explains All…
- BINANCE FOUNDER REVEALS HIS NEW POODLE – “SAM”
- Panic Index: Cats
- Musk Wants Twitter To Be Like A ‘Digital Town Square’
- THE CRAPTIES: WHO’S GOING TO BE THE CRAPTIEST TIPSTER OF THE YEAR??
- THE CRAPTIES!!! OUR AWARDS FOR THE WORST CONTRIBUTORS TO WEB 3.0…
- The Crapties – Villain of the Year nominee: Matt Damon
- ELON BRINGS A WASHBASIN INTO TWITTER JUST TO MAKE A BAD PUN.
…HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT. - ELON BUYS TWITTER AFTER ALL – HOW COME?
- Alex Mashinsky Remains Fat Cat, while his Investors have Lean Pickings
- NORTH KOREA FIRES DEADLY MISSILE.. WAS DO KWON ITS PAYLOAD?
- Celebrities Have Lost You a Fortune!!! But How much??? Take the ‘Higher or Lower’ Quiz!!!
- THE BIG INTERVIEW
- CRAPTIES LATEST!! ALEX MASHINSKY IS LATEST VILLAIN OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!!!
- Book review
- SHITCOIN SPOTLIGHT
- Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – The Monkey God
October 2022
- Ghosts and Ghouls say: ‘We Give Up… Nothing we can do is as horrific as Meta’s figures.’
- How to make a Metaverse gig more like a real music gig
- Aptos runs slower than promised: Why? Mo Shaikh explains.. In The Big Interview
- Broke Terra investors launch manhunt for Do Kwon… but it’ll be low-budget
- JP Morgan Hires ex-Celsius Network Executive
- Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – Circus Performer Francesco Lentini
- Where to spend it
- The virgin Crypto investors progress or – The Crypto Millionaire
- Kardashian tells accusers to butt out
- Panic Index: Underpants
- Russian Blocks access to OKX Exchange; OKX Exchange to Apply to Become Part of NATO.
- CZ’s guide to what is – and isn’t – Chinese
- Elon Solves It! This week: ‘The War Between Cats and Dogs’
- Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!!
- As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’
- Is Elon Manipulating Prices For His Own Amusement?
- Michelangelo to burn artwork, mint NFTs instead
- Artist Damien Hirst burns 1,000 paintings to increase the value of their NFT’s
- Downing street has new door fitted
- Publicity-seeker Gensler attempts to break the internet by exposing his ass
- Kardashian to carry health warning
- Solana has become the most environmentally friendly blockchain by virtue of it hardly ever working.
- Planet Crypto announces The Crapties awards!!!!!
- British economy tanks!! King Charles to get cheapo coronation
September 2022
- Where’s Wal-do Kwon?
- After three long months, diner at Cardano staff canteen finally receives a fork.
- Matt Damon’s financial tips
- MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS
- ‘On The Run’ Terra Founder Prepared to ‘Work With Authorities.’
- ‘Give pollution a chance’ say obstinate proof-of-work miners
- Adrenaline-junkies’ fury as merge goes smoothly
- Damp squibs and lead balloons celebrate the Ethereum merge as they’re no longer the dullest thing in the world
- Proof-of-Work is Dead, Long Live Proof-of-Stake
- Polar Bear Numbers To Surge As Ethereum Saves The Planet
- Butterin to merge with potted plant to reduce harmful emissions
August 2022
July 2022
- Cryptlingo: Week 5
- Do Kwon promises to fork Do Kwon
- Borat nation says binance is not dodgy
- Zuckerbergs most ambitious metaverse yet
- Which royal is your coin?
- Elon Musk’s Dating Tips
- Putin’s naked chest to raise war chest
- Cryptolingo: Week 6
- Bitcoin miner explains to mining crisis
- Anthony Hopkins asks for tips
- Geniuses who predict moves after they’ve happened
- Luna 2.0 only sinks 77% in a week!
- Zuckerberg to rebrand himself
- Is crypto buying democracy?
- Elon Musk – Twitter Saviour or market manipulator?
- CryptoLingo Week 7
- Is Coinbase’s CEO the world’s most unpopular boss?
- Is Musk racketeering with Dogecoin?
- Is Mashinsky really Do Kwon in disguise?
- When do apes stop looking bored?
- Why is Binance hiring?
- stars tips cost you a fortune
- Tips on surviving a bear market
- crypto crash 22
- Crypto Lingo: Week 8
- Spot the difference
- Jobs: Work at YUGA Labs
- Demented trolls sue BAYC
- Solana to issue web3 waffle iron
- Boris Britain to be a crypto hub
- Disaster appeal 3AC
- Grim reaper annoyed
- Apocalcrypto now