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• Cheatseek reveals recipe for innovation: Copy ChatGPT, Add MSG, Serve Lukewarm (22 March 2025)
• Students let AI do the Homework, so teachers let AI do the revenge (26 February 2025)
• Trump inauguration boasts biggest crowd inside The Capitol Building... since January 6 (20 January 2025)
• Washington endures blizzard of snowflakes as trump retreats indoors (18 January 2025)
• James Cameron joins AI board, admits "The Terminator" films were his AI investment pitch deck (25 September 2024)
• Sam Altman set to trade mission & purpose for $150 Billion payday (23 September 2024)
• €5Billion for a joint?! Macron's real plan for the olympics revealed! (23 August 2024)
• Snoop to Blaze the Olympic Trail (25 July 2024)
• Par for the Course: Trump Carries His Ego,Biden Tries to Carry Himself (16 July 2024)
• He’s a Witch! New York Finally Cracks the Case (17 June 2024)
• Trump Falls Asleep in Court, Defense Claims It Proves He Slept With Daniels (23 May 2024)
• Sam bankman fried’s cosy new cell (20 May 2024)
• Tim Cook Unveils “The Creativity Destroyer” (20 May 2024)
• CZ Plays Matchmaker (6 May 2024)
• Big Bail, Small Sentence (5 May 2024)
• Elon Musk Decimates Workforce (22 April 2024)
• Bored Apes to move back in with parents (16 April 2024)
• Elon's Bold Prediction (16 April 2024)
• SBF gets 25 years despite being a good boy... (1 April 2024)
• Should Kate Have Used Google Gemini To Edit her Photos? (26 March 2024)
• Putin’s Landslide victory Leaves election rigging enthusiasts disappointed. (25 March 2024)
• ChatKKK: Interest Rates (20 March 2024)
• 1001 Masterpieces to Screenshot Before You Die (20 March 2024)
• China Correspondant: Iphones (19 March 2024)
• AI Job Centre: RedBull (19 March 2024)
• Self Aware AI: Trump vs Biden (4 March 2024)
• China Correspondent Gives 'Unbiased' Update on Housing Market Amidst Glorious Management by CCP (4 March 2024)
• What Will Kill You: Oxygen (4 March 2024)
• 100 masterpieces to screenshot before you die: Bored Apes (4 March 2024)
• AI "Job" Centre (4 March 2024)
• SBF improves his risk management (9 February 2024)
• Crypto ETFs: Because Who Needs Decentralization Anyway? (25 January 2024)
• TrumpCoin: The Gold-Standard of Ego Economics (24 January 2024)
• Planet Crypto Preview! CZ and SBF in jail 2024 (12 January 2024)
• Planet Crypto Preview! CZ and SBF in jail 2024 (12 January 2024)
• Planet Crypto Preview! CZ and SBF in jail 2024 (12 January 2024)
• Planet Crypto Preview! CZ and SBF in jail 2024 (5 January 2024)
• Planet Crypto Preview! CZ and SBF in jail 2024 (21 December 2023)
• Number 2 proves Why he is Number 2 (12 December 2023)
• CZ appoints his Number 2 (27 November 2023)
• Billy Big Bail (23 November 2023)
• Dr Doom annoys "Dr No" (21 November 2023)
• Day 9 Drugs. (14 November 2023)
• Blackbeard outraged by SBF (8 November 2023)
• The Big Interview with CZ. (2 November 2023)
• Relief as insanity returns to markets (31 October 2023)
• Day Four (29 October 2023)
• Day 3- Gary Wang Testifies (24 October 2023)
• The Trial Of SBF - Jury Selection (12 October 2023)
• The Trial Of SBF Day One (9 October 2023)
• After complaining through his lawyers that he’s forced to live off bread and water in jail, Sam Bankman-Fried has left a scathing review of his accommodation on Booking.com. (4 October 2023)
• Kyle Davis Emigrates to Cloud Cuckoo Land (29 September 2023)
• Ethereum to Launch Smartphone (26 September 2023)
• HAMSTER GANGSTERS CAUSE CRYPTO CARNAGE (28 August 2023)
• POL POT RAGES AT POL COIN! DICTATOR WANTS POLYGON TO BE POLYGONE. (28 August 2023)
• OFFICIAL! CHAT GPT BECOMES ARTIFICIALLY UNINTELLIGENT!! THANKS TO EXPOSURE TO HUMANS… (25 August 2023)
• SBF TRIAL LATEST: CAROLINE ELLISON TO BE PUT IN TAMPER-PROOF BOTTLE TO PROTECT HER FROM SBF INTERFERENCE (25 August 2023)
• EXTREME MEASURES TAKEN BY JURORS TO AVOID TEDIOUS SEC VS RIPPLE JURY DUTY (22 August 2023)
• BETTER IN THE BEDROOM THAN THE BOARDROOM…. (17 August 2023)
• IT’S ONLY FARE! ..CHINA WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR BUS TRIPS WITH DIGITAL CURRENCY!!! (17 August 2023)
• WHAT THE XXXXX? IS THE TWITTER REBRAND XTREMELY STUPID? (17 August 2023)
• ‘ASK ALEX!’ - YOUR PROBLEMS FIXED!!! - WITH EX-CELSIUS CEO, ALEX MASHINSKY (13 August 2023)
• MELANIA TRUMP RELEASES AMERICA THEMED NFTS (8 August 2023)
• GENSLER TO BURGLE EX-STUDENTS TO REGRADE ESSAYS WHICH SAID COINS WERE COMMODITIES (14 July 2023)
• HEROIC GENSLER PROTECTS CRYPTO AGAINST THEFT. BY MAKING IT WORTHLESS. (13 July 2023)
• GENSLER SUFFERS WITHDRAWALS AFTER BEING  ‘ADDICTED TO SUING’ (12 July 2023)
• ‘MY PASSPORT ID IS NOT FAKE AND DODGY,’ SAYS COSTA RICAN DO KWON (11 July 2023)
• GENSLER HEALTH PROBLEM DIAGNOSED; (10 July 2023)
• APPLE’S NEW HEADSET REVIEWED (9 July 2023)
• WE ASK: HAS PETER SCHIFF BEEN HACKED? (8 July 2023)
• A.I. GIRLFRIEND DATING DILEMMAS (7 July 2023)
• SPORTS DESK (6 July 2023)
• JOBS PAGE!! (6 July 2023)
• The Secret Diary of Sam Bankman-Fried, aged 30 and ¾ (9 June 2023)
• Bullshitters who claim, “I was there!” for history’s most famous gigs have been rocked by the development of NFT tickets that prove attendance. (8 June 2023)
• BINANCE LEADER STROKES SINISTER WHITE CAT & (7 June 2023)
• KANYE MUST NOT USE A.I. IN CASE IT LEARNS FROM HIM (6 June 2023)
• EXCLUSIVE: 10 REASONS WHY BIDEN BLAMES CRYPTO FOR THE DEBT CRISIS (6 June 2023)
• THE FROGS ARE TAKING OVER! (6 June 2023)
• FICTIONAL CARTOON FROGS BECOME BIG FINANCIAL PLAYERS (27 May 2023)
• TOM HANKS: ‘WILL FILMS IN THE FUTURE BE PERFORMED BY A.I. ROBOTS?’ (26 May 2023)
• SLOTHS AND SLUGS PROTEST THAT BITCOIN CONGESTION IS MAKING THEM LOOK SPEEDY (26 May 2023)
• JEROME POWELL IN MYSTERY PANTS FIRE. (26 May 2023)
• ZUCKERBERG’S BILLION DOLLAR A.I. GAMBLE WILL TRANSFORM THE WORKPLACE. (22 May 2023)
• First FTX opened up in the Bahamas. Coinbase followed. Now Ripple may follow suit… (22 May 2023)
• SAINTLY EX-CELSIUS CEO MAINTAINS HIS INNOCENCE (15 May 2023)
• “A.I. MUST NEVER BE CONTROLLED BY ‘BAD ACTORS.’” (15 May 2023)
• PANIC!! - AS IT IS REVEALED THAT A.I. IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HUMANS (15 May 2023)
• ELON MUSK’S GREAT MOMENTS IN TRANSPORTATION HISTORY (8 May 2023)
• HALF-MAN HALF-ROBOT ZUCKERBERG SAYS ‘THERE WILL STILL BE WORK WHEN A.I. TAKES OVER’ (8 May 2023)
• WILLIAM SHATNER LAUNCHES ‘QUANTUM PHYSICS’ NFTS (8 May 2023)
• COINBASE DENIES ‘DOING AN FTX’ WITH BAHAMAS BASE (1 May 2023)
• HEAD OF SEC DENIES OVERREACHING. SAYS, ‘LET ME GET ON WITH BEING KING OF ENGLAND’ (28 April 2023)
• YOU CAN’T BANK ON BANKS! (28 April 2023)
• 3AC FLOPS LAUNCH NEW EXCHANGE: (27 April 2023)
• SLEEP DEPRIVED??  ‘FOLLOW ETHEREUM UPGRADES TO GUARANTEE GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP,’ SAY SCIENTISTS (26 April 2023)
• Binance Queue Now Longer Than Queens (20 April 2023)
• APPLE HIDES BITCOIN WHITE PAPER IN MacOS SOFTWARE (19 April 2023)
• KRAKEN SPONSORS WILLIAMS F1 TEAM (19 April 2023)
• GOTCHA! TERRA INVESTORS GET ARRESTED BY MONTENEGRAN POLICE SO THEY CAN SPEND A NIGHT IN A CELL WITH DO KWON. (19 April 2023)
• ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE – THE FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE (19 April 2023)
• IS JEROME POWELL PRACTISING QE BY STEALTH?? FIND OUT IN OUR BIG INTERVIEW!!! (14 April 2023)
• The Secret Diary of Sam Bankman-Fried, aged 30 and ¾: Day 101 (14 April 2023)
• ELON REPLACES TWITTER DOVE WITH SHIBA INU – AND BIRD OWNERS ARE LIVID! (14 April 2023)
• THE AUTHORITIES’ NEW WAY OF REGULATING CRYPTO – DeRe (6 April 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 40 (31 March 2023)
• POWELL REPORTS HUGE SURGE IN PRANK CALLS AFTER COLLAPSE OF BANKS (31 March 2023)
• Llama Drama Ding-Dong (30 March 2023)
• ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE – THE BANKING CONTAGION (30 March 2023)
• IT’S JIM CRAMER’S KISS OF DEATH!! (30 March 2023)
• HOW TO DANCE TO BANKING’S TUNE (30 March 2023)
• Gordon Ramsey NFTs (29 March 2023)
• TREASURY TO IMPOUND POOCH IN CASE IT’S CRYPTO-FRIENDLY (29 March 2023)
• CATHIE WOOD BULLISH ON SILICON VALLEY BANK (29 March 2023)
• BANKER FORGETS HIS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY – AND BLAMES CRYPTO (29 March 2023)
• WHO IS MYSTERIOUS NFT COLLECTOR COZOMO DE MEDICI? (25 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 39 (25 March 2023)
• <strong><u>ROBERT KIYOSAKI’S WORLD OF WOE</u></strong> (25 March 2023)
• BUM WITH NO SAVINGS PITIES INVESTORS’ LACK OF CHOICES (25 March 2023)
• IS THE FDIC TRYING TO KILL CRYPTO? (25 March 2023)
• 310 DAYS AFTER TERRA COLLAPSE, DOJ FINALLY LAUNCHES PROBE ‘DESPITE HAVING A LOT ON.’ (25 March 2023)
• COOKING CORNER! (25 March 2023)
• DOH! CATHIE WOOD FORGETS TO CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION TO COINBASE SHARES (25 March 2023)
• BIDEN PLEDGES TO BLAME CRYPTO FOR BANKING CRISIS (25 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 38 (25 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 37 (25 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 36 (25 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 35 (25 March 2023)
• RICH DAD, POOR DAD, PARANOID PREPPER DAD! (23 March 2023)
• ROBINHOOD FRUSTRATED BY RED TAPE (23 March 2023)
• ‘ORDINALS ARE ORDURE,’ FUME BITCOIN MAXIMALISTS (23 March 2023)
• THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾ (23 March 2023)
• Titanic NFT’s aren’t real artifacts (23 March 2023)
• GENSLER’S REGISTRATION RULES ARE ‘SO SIMPLE A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND THEM’ (23 March 2023)
• NEW CRAMER ETFS PUT THE ‘FUN’ IN ‘FUNDS’ (23 March 2023)
• Mattress Bank (22 March 2023)
• SPOTIFY TO GIVE NFT CREATORS EXCLUSIVE PLAYLISTS! (17 March 2023)
• AVA LABS’ CEO SAYS SBF HAS DONE ‘IMMEASURABLE DAMAGE’ (16 March 2023)
• METAVERSE LANDMARKS – WITH TEX UPPORT: THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT HEARING... IN THE META-V!! (16 March 2023)
• DINOSAURS AT IMF SAYS CRYPTO ‘HEAP BAD’ AND SHOULD BE DESTROYED BY FIRE (16 March 2023)
• SOLANA STUNNER!! LACK OF OUTAGE OUTRAGE (16 March 2023)
• CRAIG STEVEN WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT - Lionel Messi (16 March 2023)
• <strong><u>DATE THE PARIS HILTON WAY*!! IN HER NEW METAVERSE GAME</u></strong> (6 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.30 (6 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.31 (6 March 2023)
• SAVE OUR SCAMMERS!!! (6 March 2023)
• <strong>Secret Diary Of Sam Bankman-Fried, Aged 30 And ¾.. Day 59</strong> (6 March 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!!No.32 (6 March 2023)
• THE MAKERS OF CANNALAND ANNOUNCE THEIR LATEST VENTURE: ‘CRACKLAND’ (3 March 2023)
• DON’T CALL HIM ‘GARY’… CALL HIM ‘THE ENFORCER...’ SEC CHAIR PLAYS TOUGH (3 March 2023)
• GENSLER RETORT TO CRYPTO CRITICS: ‘MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN’ (3 March 2023)
• THERE’S A CROSS IN THE CHARTS.. BUT WHAT KIND OF CROSS IS IT..? (27 February 2023)
• PARIS HILTON LAUNCHES “PARISLAND”! (27 February 2023)
• SEC SPLIT: GENSLER & PIERCE SEEKING COUPLES THERAPY! (27 February 2023)
• The Big Interview (27 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.26 (27 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.27 (27 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.28 (27 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.29 (27 February 2023)
• <strong>A DAY IN THE LIFE OF CONTRARIAN INVESTOR CATHIE WOOD</strong> (20 February 2023)
• ZUCKERBERG LIVES IN ALTERNATIVE REALITY IN WHICH META IS A SUCCESS!<br><br> (20 February 2023)
• PAST-RADAMUS (20 February 2023)
• THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾: (20 February 2023)
• TIM DRAPER’S OUTLANDISH PREDICTIONS (20 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 24 (20 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.25 (20 February 2023)
• NFT LATEST!!! ANTHONY HOPKINS PLAYS FART NOISES ON HIS ARMPIT (20 February 2023)
• AFTER MAKING PRO-CHINESE COMMENTS, CHINESE AUTHORITIES INSIST CHARLIE MUNGER IS AN OFF-COURSE WEATHER BALLOON (20 February 2023)
• <strong><u>HOW TO FIGHT BACK THE LOGAN PAUL WAY!</u></strong> (20 February 2023)
• ‘I PLANTED A BITCOIN.’ IRATE GARDENERS FUME AT BITCOIN-TULIP COMPARISON. (20 February 2023)
• LOGAN PAUL DEFENDS HIS CRYPTO ZOO. EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!! (20 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (16 February 2023)
• APTOS TOKEN UP 400%. WHY? (16 February 2023)
• THE NEW PORSCHE NFTS – REVIEWED (16 February 2023)
• BITCOIN HOLDER PREPARES TO SAY ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ (16 February 2023)
• CELSIUS FINDS PHILOSOPHERS’ STONE (16 February 2023)
• THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾. (16 February 2023)
• THE HUNKS OF CRYPTO: VALENTINE SPECIAL SBF (15 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 22 (15 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 23 (15 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S ANSWER TO NAT GEO’S NFTS: OUR ‘GOOD MORNING: TEMPERS RISE ACROSS THE WORLD’ COLLECTION. (15 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.21 (15 February 2023)
• JPMORGAN CEO USES THE ‘PET ROCK’ PHRASE AGAIN. WE PRESENT JAMIE DIMON’S ‘PET ROCK PET SHOW.’ (10 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (10 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (10 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No:17 (10 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (10 February 2023)
• THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, AGED 30 AND ¾ (3 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.15 (3 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.16 (3 February 2023)
• GENESIS ACCUSED OF FRAUD; ‘IT WASN’T ME,’ SAYS PHIL COLLINS (3 February 2023)
• CRYPTO LINGO SPECIAL – LEARN TO SPEAK WINKLEVOSS (3 February 2023)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (3 February 2023)
• PLANET parody TO LAUNCH <em>NEVER MEET TRUMP</em> NFT (30 January 2023)
• SCIENCE DISCOVERS WHICH WINKLEVOSS TWIN IS EVIL (30 January 2023)
• GENSLER TO BE PUT IN CHARGE OF CLOSING STABLE DOORS (30 January 2023)
• BARBER FINDS $5BN OF LOST FTX ASSETS FOUND IN SBF’S HAIR-HEDGE (30 January 2023)
• EXPERTS’ CONSENSUS: ‘F*** KNOWS WHY THE MARKET’S GONE UP’ (30 January 2023)
• BITCOIN-WEARING MISS UNIVERSE ENTRANT FALLS HEAVILY. DESPITE RALLYING SHE’S STILL DOWN BY 67% (30 January 2023)
• SBF TRIAL – DENIES STEALING FUNDS, BY STEALING ‘NOT GUILTY’ PLEA (20 January 2023)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 11: SWAMP THING (20 January 2023)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY (20 January 2023)
• NEWS: BONK! LAUNCH…ANALYSIS: GULLIBLE FOOLS SURGE 4000% (20 January 2023)
• ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. JOE BIDEN! (6 January 2023)
• ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Donald Trump!!! (5 January 2023)
• ON THE TENTH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Sam Bankman-Fried!! (4 January 2023)
• ON THE 9TH DAY OF CRYPTO.. Matt Damon!! (3 January 2023)
• ON THE 8th DAY OF CRYPTO… MARK ZUCKERBERG (2 January 2023)
• ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO… GARY GENSLER (2 January 2023)
• CHEER UP: THINGS COULD BE WORSE!!! HERE’S REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL FOR 2023!! (31 December 2022)
• ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CRYPTO… DO KWON!! (31 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 10: CRAPTAIN AMERICA. (30 December 2022)
• ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CRYPTO… BINANCE’S CHANGPENG ZHAO (30 December 2022)
• ON THE 4th DAY OF CRYPTO.. A BORED APE! (29 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 9: WHITE PANTHER (29 December 2022)
• ON THE THIRD DAY OF CRYPTO.. KIM KARDASHIAN! (28 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 8: MR. FANTASTIC LOSER (28 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 7: CYCLOPS (27 December 2022)
• ON THE SECOND DAY OF CRYPTO.. ELON MUSK! (27 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD NO. 6: JUDGE DREADFUL (26 December 2022)
• ON THE FIRST DAY OF CRYPTO MY TRULOVE GAVE TO ME… WARREN BUFFETT.. (26 December 2022)
• STARTING TOMORROW: IT’S THE 12 DAYS OF CRYPTO!!! (25 December 2022)
• <strong>PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 5</strong> (25 December 2022)
• TRUMP TRADING CARD No. 4: DOCTOR VERY STRANGE (25 December 2022)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! (22 December 2022)
• ZHU SU IS THE LATEST… PAST-RADAMUS (22 December 2022)
• First: the FTX collapse: second: Terra Luna…is SBF to blame for everything? (22 December 2022)
• PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 2 (22 December 2022)
• BLOGGER GETS CROWDFUNDERS TO PAY FOR HIS FAMILY TO HUNT SBF IN THE BAHAMAS. (21 December 2022)
• FTX GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, BABY! (21 December 2022)
• WHAT PRICE BITCOIN? PREDICTORS PREDICT THE UNPREDICTABLE.. (21 December 2022)
• Sam Bankman-Fried’s Christmas Quiz! (21 December 2022)
• Have you Caught the Crypto Contagion? (21 December 2022)
• How To Talk Crypto At Christmas Dinner (21 December 2022)
• ‘SBF’S EGO WAS FTX’S BIGGEST ASSET’ - ADMINISTRATORS (20 December 2022)
• "SBF – WHO?" Celebrities Disown Sam Bankman-Fried (14 December 2022)
• SOLANA TO CLAIM ITS 95% PRICE DROP IS LATE ‘BLACK FRIDAY DEAL’ (13 December 2022)
• Santa Upset At Length Of Crypto Naughty List (13 December 2022)
• WHY I MISSED SBF’S FAILINGS’, SAYS BAHAMAS ATTORNEY-GENERAL, WITH TOO MANY HATS (12 December 2022)
• BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE ACCUSES SBF OF ‘GOING TOO FAR’ (12 December 2022)
• JOURNALISTS! - HOW TO WRITE AN ARTICLE AFTER A CRYPTO CRASH (10 December 2022)
• SOLANA TO BE DOWNGRADED FROM ‘ETHEREUM KILLER’ TO ‘ETHEREUM MILD DISCOMFORTER.’ (10 December 2022)
• Crypto Analysts Give Up (10 December 2022)
• Build Your Own FTX Advent Calendar (10 December 2022)
• WHY DO ETHEREUM’S TECHNICAL ROADMAP STAGES SOUND LIKE HORROR MOVIES? …FIRST ‘THE MERGE’; NOW ‘THE SCOURGE’.. WHAT NEXT? (2 December 2022)
• Crypto Lamborghini.  (The insider’s tale)               Murray Lachlan Young 14/10/22 (2 December 2022)
• Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – The World’s Most Pierced Woman (2 December 2022)
• FTX Collapse Causes Death Of Long-Term Crypto Sceptics (2 December 2022)
• "THE METAVERSE IS GREAT!!!" SAY GRATEFUL PARENTS (2 December 2022)
• ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE CRAPTIES!!! (2 December 2022)
• CRYPTO IS “GOOD FOR KIDNAPPERS!” (1 December 2022)
• MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE (1 December 2022)
• HOW TO SPEND IT (1 December 2022)
• AFTER THE MERGE, ETHEREUM ANNOUNCES THE SCOURGE AND THE VERGE.. (30 November 2022)
• CRAIG WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT – GRETA THUNBERG (30 November 2022)
• SPOT THE DIFFERENCE (30 November 2022)
• <strong><u>CRYPTO CONSORTIUM BUYS SOCCER CLUB CRAWLEY TOWN</u></strong><strong><u></u></strong> (30 November 2022)
• <strong><u>NEW TECH!! NFT Vending Machines: Are They Any Good?</u></strong><strong><u></u></strong> (30 November 2022)
• <strong><u>SPOT THE DIFFERENCE – GENSLER 2</u></strong> (28 November 2022)
• GRIM REAPER ANNOYED BY “DEATH OF BITCOIN” HOAX (28 November 2022)
• <strong><u>COP27 – WARMONGER PUTIN IS THE GREENEST LEADER ALIVE</u></strong> (28 November 2022)
• A STUNNING LATE ENTRY FOR THE CRAPTIES!!! (28 November 2022)
• Cryptolingo - translating SBF Tweets (28 November 2022)
• Craig Wright’s Believe it or Not – Sam Bankman-Fried (25 November 2022)
• What Else Could SBF stand for? (24 November 2022)
• WHO IS THE WINNER IN THE FTX CRISIS? (24 November 2022)
• FTX CRASH KILLS IRONY (24 November 2022)
• Do Kwon Thanks FTX: ‘You’ve made me look competent!’ (23 November 2022)
• THE DELETED TWEETS OF SAM BANKMAN-FRIED (23 November 2022)
• PASTRADAMUS – ELON MUSK (23 November 2022)
• MATT DAMON ISSUES APOLOGY FOR FAILURE OF FTX – BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SHILLED IT. AT SOME POINT. (22 November 2022)
• <strong>SAM BANKMAN-FRIED.</strong> (22 November 2022)
• WHAT NEXT FOR SB-F?  IT’S… SAM BANKMAN-FRIED CHICKEN (22 November 2022)
• <strong><u>THE LOST TWEETS OF DONALD TRUMP</u></strong> (22 November 2022)
• SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: “I TRIED TO WARN YOU..” (22 November 2022)
• Panic Index: Sam Bankman-Fried (22 November 2022)
• Gensler Defends SEC For Not Spotting FTX Problems (22 November 2022)
• WHY ARE METAVERSE GRAPHICS GARBAGE? A HACKER LOOKS AT THE SOFTWARE.. (18 November 2022)
• Twitter is hiring! (18 November 2022)
• CRAIG WRIGHT’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT! (18 November 2022)
• “DO YOU KNOW YOUR CRYPTOLINGO?” - QUIZ OF THE WEEK! (15 November 2022)
• THE SOLANA SAGA WEB 3.0 READY PHONE. JUST LIKE THE SOLANA BLOCKCHAIN, YOUR CALLS WILL NEVER CUT OU- (15 November 2022)
• POETRY CORNER.. WITH MURRAY LACHLAN YOUNG (15 November 2022)
• GOOD ELON VS BAD ELON IN TWITTER PURCHASE WEEK!! (14 November 2022)
• BINANCE CEO FUMES AS HIS MINIONS LIQUIDATE FTX HOLDINGS. (14 November 2022)
• Setting The Twitter Bird Free (14 November 2022)
• FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT FREAKS THE KING OF HORROR…IT’S PAYING $20 A MONTH FOR TWITTER!! (12 November 2022)
• The Big Interview with… El Salvador’s President Bukele!!! (10 November 2022)
• Which is more volatile, Kanye or Bitcoin? (10 November 2022)
• Finding Do Kwon – some handy hints (10 November 2022)
• A New Crypto Scam Is Created Every Four Minutes… A Leading Scammer Explains All… (10 November 2022)
• BINANCE FOUNDER REVEALS HIS NEW POODLE – “SAM” (10 November 2022)
• Panic Index: Cats (10 November 2022)
• Musk Wants Twitter To Be Like A ‘Digital Town Square’ (8 November 2022)
• THE CRAPTIES: WHO’S GOING TO BE THE CRAPTIEST TIPSTER OF THE YEAR?? (8 November 2022)
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• The Crapties – Villain of the Year nominee: Matt Damon (4 November 2022)
• ELON BRINGS A WASHBASIN INTO TWITTER JUST TO MAKE A BAD PUN.<br>…HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT. (4 November 2022)
• ELON BUYS TWITTER AFTER ALL – HOW COME? (4 November 2022)
• Alex Mashinsky Remains Fat Cat, while his Investors have Lean Pickings (4 November 2022)
• NORTH KOREA FIRES DEADLY MISSILE.. WAS DO KWON ITS PAYLOAD? (4 November 2022)
• Celebrities Have Lost You a Fortune!!! But How much??? Take the ‘Higher or Lower’ Quiz!!! (4 November 2022)
• THE BIG INTERVIEW (4 November 2022)
• CRAPTIES LATEST!! ALEX MASHINSKY IS LATEST VILLAIN OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!!! (4 November 2022)
• Book review (4 November 2022)
• SHITCOIN SPOTLIGHT (4 November 2022)
• Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – The Monkey God (4 November 2022)
• Ghosts and Ghouls say: 'We Give Up… Nothing we can do is as horrific as Meta’s figures.' (31 October 2022)
• How to make a Metaverse gig more like a <em>real</em> music gig (24 October 2022)
• Aptos runs slower than promised: Why? Mo Shaikh explains.. In The Big Interview (24 October 2022)
• Broke Terra investors launch manhunt for Do Kwon… but it’ll be low-budget (24 October 2022)
• JP Morgan Hires ex-Celsius Network Executive (24 October 2022)
• Craig Steven Wright’s Believe it or Not – Circus Performer Francesco Lentini (21 October 2022)
• Where to spend it (21 October 2022)
• The virgin Crypto investors progress or - The Crypto Millionaire (21 October 2022)
• Kardashian tells accusers to butt out (21 October 2022)
• Panic Index: Underpants (21 October 2022)
• Russian Blocks access to OKX Exchange; OKX Exchange to Apply to Become Part of NATO. (21 October 2022)
• CZ’s guide to what is - and isn’t - Chinese (21 October 2022)
• Elon Solves It! This week: ‘The War Between Cats and Dogs’ (21 October 2022)
• Meta’s New Quest Pro Headset – tested!! (21 October 2022)
• As Twittersphere sneers at meta tweet that avatar ‘legs are coming!’ (21 October 2022)
• Is Elon Manipulating Prices For His Own Amusement? (21 October 2022)
• Michelangelo to burn artwork, mint NFTs instead (21 October 2022)
• Artist Damien Hirst burns 1,000 paintings to increase the value of their NFT's (21 October 2022)
• Downing street has new door fitted (20 October 2022)
• Publicity-seeker Gensler attempts to break the internet by exposing his ass (8 October 2022)
• Kardashian to carry health warning (8 October 2022)
• Solana has become the most environmentally friendly blockchain by virtue of it hardly ever working. (8 October 2022)
• Planet Crypto announces The Crapties awards!!!!! (8 October 2022)
• British economy tanks!! King Charles to get cheapo coronation (8 October 2022)
• Where’s Wal-do Kwon? (30 September 2022)
• After three long months, diner at Cardano staff canteen finally receives a fork. (27 September 2022)
• Matt Damon’s financial tips (27 September 2022)
• MARK ZUCKERBERG’S MANLY WORLD OF MANLINESS (21 September 2022)
• ‘On The Run’ Terra Founder Prepared to ‘Work With Authorities.’ (21 September 2022)
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• Adrenaline-junkies’ fury as merge goes smoothly (17 September 2022)
• Damp squibs and lead balloons celebrate the Ethereum merge as they’re no longer the dullest thing in the world (17 September 2022)
• Proof-of-Work is Dead, Long Live Proof-of-Stake (17 September 2022)
• Polar Bear Numbers To Surge As Ethereum Saves The Planet (17 September 2022)
• Butterin to merge with potted plant to reduce harmful emissions (15 September 2022)
• Past-Radamus (29 August 2022)
• Relief as insanity returns to markets (29 August 2022)
• The Big Interview: with Binance’s cz (29 August 2022)
• Binance make a hash of Dutch operations (29 August 2022)
• Former Trump spin doctor to spin failing fund (29 August 2022)
• Are you Do Kwon? (5 August 2022)
• NOAH RELIEVED HE DIDN’T USE CATHIE WOOD’S ARK (5 August 2022)
• WHEN WILL ETHEREUM 2.0 EVER COME OUT? (5 August 2022)
• Cryptlingo: Week 5 (14 July 2022)
• Do Kwon promises to fork Do Kwon (14 July 2022)
• Borat nation says binance is not dodgy (14 July 2022)
• Zuckerbergs most ambitious metaverse yet (14 July 2022)
• Which royal is your coin? (14 July 2022)
• Elon Musk's Dating Tips (14 July 2022)
• Putin's naked chest to raise war chest (14 July 2022)
• Cryptolingo: Week 6 (14 July 2022)
• Bitcoin miner explains to mining crisis (14 July 2022)
• Anthony Hopkins asks for tips (14 July 2022)
• Geniuses who predict moves after they've happened (14 July 2022)
• Luna 2.0 only sinks 77% in a week! (14 July 2022)
• Zuckerberg to rebrand himself (14 July 2022)
• Is crypto buying democracy? (14 July 2022)
• Elon Musk - Twitter Saviour or market manipulator? (14 July 2022)
• CryptoLingo Week 7 (14 July 2022)
• Is Coinbase's CEO the world's most unpopular boss? (14 July 2022)
• Is Musk racketeering with Dogecoin? (14 July 2022)
• Is Mashinsky really Do Kwon in disguise? (14 July 2022)
• When do apes stop looking bored? (14 July 2022)
• Why is Binance hiring? (14 July 2022)
• stars tips cost you a fortune (14 July 2022)
• Tips on surviving a bear market (14 July 2022)
• crypto crash 22 (14 July 2022)
• Crypto Lingo: Week 8 (14 July 2022)
• Spot the difference (14 July 2022)
• Jobs: Work at YUGA Labs (14 July 2022)
• Demented trolls sue BAYC (14 July 2022)
• Solana to issue web3 waffle iron (14 July 2022)
• Boris Britain to be a crypto hub (14 July 2022)
• Disaster appeal 3AC (14 July 2022)
• Grim reaper annoyed (14 July 2022)
• Apocalcrypto now (14 July 2022)
• Mystic Vitaly (24 June 2022)
• Cryptolingo - week 4 (24 June 2022)
• Renaissance masters turn in their graves as digital art tops $13,000,000,000 (24 June 2022)
• Head of dodgy asset accuses crypto of being a dodgy asset (24 June 2022)
• Do Kwon proposes to rescue the Hindenberg by forking it (24 June 2022)
• Bored Apes Catch Monkey Pox Horror. (23 June 2022)
• Elon Musk - a man you can't trust (1 June 2022)
• Crypto Lingo - Week 3 (31 May 2022)
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• Crypto Sports Desk (30 May 2022)
• Do the DOKWON (30 May 2022)
• PRESIDENT XI JINPING TALKS CRYPTO-MINING (30 May 2022)
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• Do Kwon proposes to rescue titanic by forking it (30 May 2022)